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Guess I'll start
>Be me couple of days ago
>Go party at a nearby city where I used to go to university until I dropped out.
>Eventually at the night I get pissed off at one friend of mine and I start drinking a lot.
>Hit low point of the night when one thot I had been working on all night tells me she's trying to get laid with her ex
Here comes the fun part
>Say fuck it, I'm going to the bus station and just gonna spend the night there.
>As I go out I see an old friend from university with her boyfriend and some gay guy who's friends with her.
>Massive-drunkness ensues, I'm a social drunk btw.
Face forward 8 hours or so
>Wake up fully naked in this girl's house with a massive hangover
>Gay dude fully naked next to me as well. We fucked
>Look at the phone to see hour
>See message from my worst (female) adolescence enemy wanting to hang out. Turns out that we made out.
>Get dressed and get something from breakfast. Girl's laughing. Turns out I also made out with a 40yo woman.
So that's it. I'm now a fag I guess, as a gerontophile, and also dating my nemesis. She's hot tho so thanks for that drunk me.
>Be me couple of days ago
>Go party at a nearby city where I used to go to university until I dropped out.
>Eventually at the night I get pissed off at one friend of mine and I start drinking a lot.
>Hit low point of the night when one thot I had been working on all night tells me she's trying to get laid with her ex
Here comes the fun part
>Say fuck it, I'm going to the bus station and just gonna spend the night there.
>As I go out I see an old friend from university with her boyfriend and some gay guy who's friends with her.
>Massive-drunkness ensues, I'm a social drunk btw.
Face forward 8 hours or so
>Wake up fully naked in this girl's house with a massive hangover
>Gay dude fully naked next to me as well. We fucked
>Look at the phone to see hour
>See message from my worst (female) adolescence enemy wanting to hang out. Turns out that we made out.
>Get dressed and get something from breakfast. Girl's laughing. Turns out I also made out with a 40yo woman.
So that's it. I'm now a fag I guess, as a gerontophile, and also dating my nemesis. She's hot tho so thanks for that drunk me.
