*ahem ahem*

egsguse me...

*ting ting*
*feedback sounds from microphone*

ahem..... Ladies and gendlemen :DDD....

*clears throat*
*audience quiets down*

...members of dhe board XDD...
*grabs microphone in one hand*

...Shidbosders...
*adjusts tie*

dhang you :DD.
i would lige do dhang dhe agademy widh dhese heardfeld words...

FUG NIGGERS XDDD, FUG GIGES, FUG DRANNIES :DDDD, FUG WEEBS, FUG SBIGS, FUG FAGGODS, FUG MODS :DDD, and mosd imbordandly

FUG JANNIES :DDDDD

*drinks down glass of 1959 Cuvée Dom Pérignon Rosé*

*thundering applause, standing ovation*