@everyone
How in the ever loving flip is eating your own semen gay. I don’t get it. After my special pleasure time, I enjoy eating my seed. I dip my finger in the scrumptious substance and go to town. And so what if I like the taste? Trust me, it enhances the experience. I’m just really in touch with my body, okay? Jeez. If it’s YOUR OWN JIZZ, why is it gay to consume it? I mean, it came from your own dick. Jerking off a dick is kinda gay, but not when it’s your own dick. So why would eating your own semen be gay? Think about it. So what if I fantasize about my friends cornering me in the locker room and jerking off into my mouth? That doesn’t mean anything. Now if you excuse me, I have to have another pleasure session where I think about extremely attractive women with big breasts and wet vaginas.
