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>be me
>trying to shitpost on 4chan
>begins to hear a toddler getting overly fussy
>parents are trying to calm her down
>after a while they stop and they go
>perfectmoment.png
>puts on soccer shoes
>rushes out screaming "JOHN MOTHERFUCKIN MADDEN!"
>literally yeets the fucking toddler
>parents look in horror
>they begin rushing for the toddler's location
>splat.mp3
>goes back inside
>hears sirens a bit later
>cops arrest the family for leaving the baby unattended
>mfw i got away with yeeting an infant to their death
>trying to shitpost on 4chan
>begins to hear a toddler getting overly fussy
>parents are trying to calm her down
>after a while they stop and they go
>perfectmoment.png
>puts on soccer shoes
>rushes out screaming "JOHN MOTHERFUCKIN MADDEN!"
>literally yeets the fucking toddler
>parents look in horror
>they begin rushing for the toddler's location
>splat.mp3
>goes back inside
>hears sirens a bit later
>cops arrest the family for leaving the baby unattended
>mfw i got away with yeeting an infant to their death
