Alright, it's time for me to tell you the most autistic tale of my life. The tale of The Frozen Turd.
>Be me
>2 years ago
>Get job in a big city close to my town in some restaurant through connections
>All's well
>One morning, get on bus to travel to work
>Suddenly, feel the urge to shit
>It felt like somebody shoved a wooden spike covered in thorns that's on fire up my ass
>pain.mp3
>I'm visibly sweating while I try holding it in. Hopefully the bus will reach my stop on time, right?
>No.
>The bus is going behind some shitty rustbucket from the Soviet Union that's falling apart as it drives
>It no joke went 20 km/h
>isthishell.jpg
>After 30 minutes of torture, I finally arrive at the station.
>mfw I have an hour long walk until I reach my workplace to take a shit.
Continued in Part 2.
