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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 09:59:31 No.820619 View View Reply Original Report

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>be American
>get shot
>tip the shooter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:07:00 No.820620 Report

Quoted By: >>820634 >>820658 >>820668 >>821084

>>820619
enjoying ramadan so far?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:08:59 No.820621 Report

Quoted By: >>820623 >>820632 >>820634

>>820619
story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:09:44 No.820622 Report

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>>820619
gotta admit that is a superbly clever joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:10:41 No.820623 Report

Quoted By: >>820634

>>820621
it's a joke on the fact that the two things Europeans think about when it comes to America is a. gun culture, and b. tipping in restaurants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:17:12 No.820624 Report

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>>820619
>be American
>tweets non sense before going to bed
>sleep
>wake up
>the entite world is making fun of your tweet and mocking you
>not even feel bad
>covfefe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:46:10 No.820625 Report

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>>820619
Should be added to the "good jahhb" copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:49:28 No.820626 Report

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>be French
>get run over
>get shot
>get bombed
>speak Arabic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:52:43 No.820627 Report

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>be American
>clap at movie theater
>get shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:55:14 No.820628 Report

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>>820619
>britbong hits another one out of the park with his clever british humor and original wit
good job m8, i'm proud of you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:58:15 No.820629 Report

Quoted By: >>820631 >>820634 >>820641

>>820619
>be englishman
>turn the tube on for me vegetated mum
>eat an english feast, buttered toast with unsweetened tea and protein ration
>drive with stick, as a result crash into a church, nobody cares
>dies waiting in the free emergency room because a young lad got pink eye and has been queued before me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 10:58:59 No.820630 Report

Quoted By: >>820631 >>820633 >>820634

>>820619
>Be brit
>Go to kebab store
>order kebab
>eat said kebab
>later on shit out missing sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:00:38 No.820631 Report

Quoted By: >>820636

>>820629
>>820630
The actual state of yank banter these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:01:45 No.820632 Report

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>>820621
>new

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:02:13 No.820633 Report

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>>820630
>be american
>land of the free
>die from shooter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:03:43 No.820634 Report

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>>820630
>>820629
>>820623
>>820621
>>820620

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:04:03 No.820635 Report

Quoted By: >>820638 >>820639

>>820619
>be Brit
>get blown to bits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:04:13 No.820636 Report

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>>820631
>be englishman
>actually think reposting the same thread constantly is banter
>leave chair feeling accomplished
>immediately slaughtered

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:05:26 No.820637 Report

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>>820619

Seriously though, the tipping culture in the US is the most annoying thing about the US. The waitresses are so fake nice that it makes you uncomfortable and you know they are this fake just to get a better tip.
I prefer the tipping culture here. Every waitress is herself and you give a tip if you feel like it. No pressure and no fake faggotry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:08:18 No.820638 Report

Quoted By: >>820640 >>820656 >>820664 >>820811

>>820634
>>820635

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:08:18 No.820639 Report

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>>820635
>be 15 year old Brit
>get blown by hot muslim bombshell
FTFY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:15:28 No.820640 Report

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>>820634
>>820638

HOLY KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 11:16:12 No.820641 Report

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>>820629
>>drive with stick, as a result crash into a church, nobody cares
>church was abandoned and about to be razed for a new mosque

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V6MX+Cju Wed 31 May 2017 11:18:43 No.820656 Report

Quoted By: >>820674

>>820638
that's antisemitism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AW1ZqyAU Wed 31 May 2017 11:19:11 No.820658 Report

Quoted By: >>820676

>>820620
very

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qh1IYc6I Wed 31 May 2017 11:19:34 No.820664 Report

Quoted By: >>820781

>>820638
preferences aside, if that girl really had no idea what circumcision is she really was retarded. surely denmark has sexual education and surely phimosis is a covered topic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tla0C8pt Wed 31 May 2017 11:20:04 No.820668 Report

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>>820620
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b4N9wxNO Wed 31 May 2017 11:20:32 No.820674 Report

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>>820656

I'm german and circumcised and not jewish nor muslim

>phimosis
>fml

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BNDd5san Wed 31 May 2017 11:20:40 No.820676 Report

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>>820658
>>820668
Post beard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rzxaIe96 Wed 31 May 2017 11:21:07 No.820680 Report

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>>820619
>be dead brit
>get shit stolen from your memorial by migrants
They cant even into afterlife
https://mobile.twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/869866949525741568

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Tla0C8pt Wed 31 May 2017 11:23:16 No.820694 Report

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>>820619

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b4N9wxNO Wed 31 May 2017 11:25:36 No.820708 Report

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>>820694

Holy Shit Fucking Burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HHby2t4B Wed 31 May 2017 11:34:51 No.820781 Report

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>>820664

I think it was bait. I know back in the 1950s, yes but not now.
I know a veteran that served in the US Army in Germany. He was injured while skiing and was in a German hospital for a few days. The German nurses had literally never seen a cut dick before him and they would take turns taking care of him just to look.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

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gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:5sZ9soOP Wed 31 May 2017 11:39:02 No.820811 Report

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>>820638
>better
>normal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dw3Tf+1a Wed 31 May 2017 11:39:15 No.820813 Report

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Not everyone spends their time on 4chan comming across 50 dick pics a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ClnCisH Wed 31 May 2017 11:40:17 No.820818 Report

Quoted By: >>820824

>>820619
>Be British
>Get blown up at concerts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L9oz0V9Z Wed 31 May 2017 11:40:17 No.820819 Report

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>>820619
rude. i clap before i leave also

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HHby2t4B Wed 31 May 2017 11:41:14 No.820824 Report

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>>820818
>Be British
>get blown up at tween concert

FTFY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tgleUEE4 Wed 31 May 2017 11:51:06 No.820889 Report

Quoted By: >>821008

>>820619

>Be American
>Get Shot
>Congratulate the shooter on using his second amendment rights
>Clap loudly
>$1000 ambulance ride
>Tip paramedics
>Die

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qh1IYc6I Wed 31 May 2017 12:08:16 No.821008 Report

Quoted By: >>821047

>>820889
>be englishman
>hear noise through the paper walls in my landlords kitchen
>investigate, find lone man looking for a snack
>before i can ask my new roommate his name i get shot
>doesn't he know guns are illegal?
>grab nearest security butter knife to try and defend myself
>alarms go off
>politi bust down my door and i get thrown in the nearest luxury prison
>come back home in 20 days as per the universal punishment for all crimes to find my family as bear rugs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tgleUEE4 Wed 31 May 2017 12:13:11 No.821047 Report

Quoted By: >>821126

>>821008

>Be American
>Plane lands
>Start clapping
>Ask stewardess to help me out of the two seats I had to buy
>Tip pilot

Tripfag !9hrHvisOIw

Tripfag !9hrHvisOIw ID:OZe0FNMC Wed 31 May 2017 12:17:06 No.821084 Report

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>>820620
>be american
>be 50% white
>be pangender cis trans racefluid
>get shot
>tip the shooter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qh1IYc6I Wed 31 May 2017 12:22:54 No.821126 Report

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>>821047
>be englishman
>spend life savings for a plane ticket
>walk straight onto plane past mall cops
>sit in my designated seat adjacent from the out of order restroom
>everyone suddenly bows east in prayer
>purely coincidence, simultaneous bombs go off
>die
>in englishman heaven
>long walk up these stairs, probably faster though as escalator was occupied with good boys as far as the eye could see
>finally make it
>huh i thought the gate would be higher
>immigrants from hell are just jumping over
>get stabbed and my ghost gets looted

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Anonymous ID:PqlgogCb Wed 31 May 2017 12:35:16 No.821204 Report

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>>820619

>be Scottish
>eat traditional breakfast of haggis, deep-fried in irn bru
>die of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 20

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