>>8207741Not a suicide story, but I wanted to tell it anyway and making a new thread would be just stupid.
>be me in high school>have this cunt in class who tells teachers on everybody, also a strong catholic and a homophobe>one time he even ratted out the entire class for making fun of one teacher on our facebook chat, 20+ students went to the principal, the cunt gave him the printed screenshots>that's enough>think of a revenge plan>btw be deskmates with this cunt during math classes>a plan is hatched>pretend to furiously jack off under the desk during math classes and make eye contact with him during said 'masturbation'>also be very careful so the teacher doesn't see this>all of this just to make him not pay attention to the lessons or skip them, maybe the cunt will fail math>do this for four months and every time he tried to tell on me I just stood up and offered to show that my penis is in fact, flacid>after some time teacher just didn't give a fuck but the cunt still did>sometimes he didn't even attend math lessons because of this>when teacher asked my classmates about my 'masturbation' they denied everything, god bless them>suddenly it's june, the end of the semester is nigh>cunt fails math because of bad grades and inattendence>mfw 
