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Let's take down the fortress, /bant/.
Fortress HP: 100
Roll
>0 - Get killed by an archer. (Can no longer reroll after this)
>1 - Yell profanities at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a guard. (Has 5 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Adds 10 HP to the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases two big dicked traps, raping you and an anon that rolled before you to death. (Unable to reroll. If your roll was the first roll, only you get raped.)
>7 - Get shield. (Protects you against one archer attack.)
>8 - Get a boulder thrown at you, smashing you into tiny pieces. (Unable to reroll and get revived.)
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Revive an anon of your liking by giving them a (You).
>Trips - A dragon in the fortress wakes up and kills everyone, causing a game over.
Good luck!
Fortress HP: 100
Roll
>0 - Get killed by an archer. (Can no longer reroll after this)
>1 - Yell profanities at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a guard. (Has 5 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Adds 10 HP to the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases two big dicked traps, raping you and an anon that rolled before you to death. (Unable to reroll. If your roll was the first roll, only you get raped.)
>7 - Get shield. (Protects you against one archer attack.)
>8 - Get a boulder thrown at you, smashing you into tiny pieces. (Unable to reroll and get revived.)
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Revive an anon of your liking by giving them a (You).
>Trips - A dragon in the fortress wakes up and kills everyone, causing a game over.
Good luck!