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>be Abraham
>be NEET
>be 75 years old
>suddenly God starts speaking to you directly
>wtf.jpg
>God immediately orders you to mutilate your own cock with a knife
>God orders you to mutilate your son's cock with a knife
>God orders everyone else to mutilate their cocks in order to not burn in Hell
>God orders to kill own son as a sacrifice to him
>God explains to you that the reason you must do this is because a long time ago a talking snake convinced a roastie to eat an apple
>yfw
>be NEET
>be 75 years old
>suddenly God starts speaking to you directly
>wtf.jpg
>God immediately orders you to mutilate your own cock with a knife
>God orders you to mutilate your son's cock with a knife
>God orders everyone else to mutilate their cocks in order to not burn in Hell
>God orders to kill own son as a sacrifice to him
>God explains to you that the reason you must do this is because a long time ago a talking snake convinced a roastie to eat an apple
>yfw