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After the last fortress got destroyed by an Irish man swearing at it, another one got built. Let's take this one down, /bant/.
Fortress HP: 125
Roll
>0 - Get killed by a crossbow wielding archer. (Not much of a difference, but you get killed anyways. Can no longer reroll after this.)
>1 - Yell swears at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a ninja. (Has 6 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Adds 15 HP to the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases flaming rolling logs at you. Roll a 7 or higher to avoid getting killed.
>7 - Revive a dead anon of your liking.
>8 - A mage electrocutes you and an anon that rolled before you.
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Double damage.
>Trips - A rocket system under the fortress activates, causing it to fly away. Or, simply put, game over.
Good luck!
Hall of fame:
American Animeposter (Been there since the beginning and hasn't missed a game since.)
Irish Anon (Dealt the final blow on the 1st fortress and got trips twice.)
Fortress HP: 125
Roll
>0 - Get killed by a crossbow wielding archer. (Not much of a difference, but you get killed anyways. Can no longer reroll after this.)
>1 - Yell swears at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a ninja. (Has 6 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Adds 15 HP to the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases flaming rolling logs at you. Roll a 7 or higher to avoid getting killed.
>7 - Revive a dead anon of your liking.
>8 - A mage electrocutes you and an anon that rolled before you.
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Double damage.
>Trips - A rocket system under the fortress activates, causing it to fly away. Or, simply put, game over.
Good luck!
Hall of fame:
American Animeposter (Been there since the beginning and hasn't missed a game since.)
Irish Anon (Dealt the final blow on the 1st fortress and got trips twice.)