>be me earlier today
>with brother at Walmart
>he picks up Magic 8-Ball on the shelf and shakes it
"Magic 8-Ball am I gay?"
"It is undecided"
>he laughs and puts it back
>I pick it up
>ask if me and my ex will ever cross paths again
"it is certain"
>wtf.jpg

I know all the magic is bullshit, but for some reason that stupid orb made me think that me and her might reconnect.
I don't want to reconnect with that whore

I could also just be retarded