has r/banter ever really had to brapbrap so you go up stairs to brap in the toilet like normal people do but you also dripdrip before you brapbrap like normal peopele so you dripdrio sitting down because you're sat down to brapbrap but you dripdrip with so much pressure that dripdrip splashes out of the toilet bowl and makes your willy, willysack and willyhair all soacking wet with dripdrip and oh man that's hecking disgusting so you get up and leave the washhroom to dry off your soaking willy and willysack and willyhair but you cant find anything to dryoff with because you'vest used all you're towels for your homemade bodyypillow and you can't use the carpet to drie off since they're stained so you have to go out and find something to dry your willysack and willy and willy hair from your dripdrip so while you're outside it hits you that you forget to pull up your pants and you're exposed for all the worlld to see so you run into the woods in emberassment and while you're running you run willy-first into a bush and a branch of the bush rams up your willyhole and now you're impaled in the willy on a bush and blood, dripdrip and willyjuice is running down the bush's branch and you realize you're stuck so you agonizingly have to move yourself back to dislodge the branch up your willy and it hurts with each movement but you get it out and when your willy is finally free it shoots a mixture of blood, dripdrip and willyjuice all over the place and propels you backwards into a really cold river and then it hits you, you forgot to brapbrap in the first place and you let out a stream of brapbrap into the river which is the towns water supply and now everybodys drinking your brapbrap and dripdrip and blood and willyjuice ???