The Nazis would have given me a six figure salary for writing haikus about chicken tendies. Observe:

In the fruit punch bath
Bitch mummy cries for her son
While his REEs echo

The warrior sits
Nippon steel, ten-thousand folds
Like his healthy frame

Give me my tendies
Not from KF Chad, retard
From fucking wendies

Mountain dewey, and
honey mussey. These things are
my only solace

REE for your tendies
Throw the piss if they don't come
Good boy points well spent