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Anonymous ID:1F2IMifN Sat 29 Jun 2019 13:46:12 No.8301282 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8301301 >>8301695

>be american
>get shot
>actually be american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18Dawhro Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:04:48 No.8301301 Report

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>>8301282
>be german
>hate yourself
>compensate by having weird fetishes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6TXIH0 Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:15:22 No.8301359 Report

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>be Australian
>be forced to live up to the foulmouth bogan shitposter stereotype, even though our real selves aren't that extreme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynB02LKw Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:39:36 No.8301688 Report

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>be algerian
>can't afford anything technology related

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Anonymous ID:N+V8Y5mN Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:42:08 No.8301695 Report

Quoted By: >>8302178

>>8301282
>Be British
>”Yeah its just me, mate, but Oi fink dat football sucks!”
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>”Wot you say you stupid soufy?”
>Get your teeth kicked in by a fatass Norfman
>Have to run to the hospital
>Wait 6 hours
>On the verge of passing out
>Suddenly a competent doctor arrives
>Travel to his office
>”Well it looks loike ya dun swallowed summaya teef bub?”
whatdidhesay.gif
>”Oi’m gonna hafta prescroibe you some laxatives ay?”
>Take laxatives
>Five minutes pass
>Be British
>Blow it out your ass

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Anonymous ID:t4DZIFs/ Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:44:23 No.8301698 Report

Quoted By: >>8302008 >>8302224

>be canadian
>go on 4chan
>post the ">be american >get shot" meme
>is a forced meme
>mfw i see this """"""""""meme""""""""""

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+V8Y5mN Sat 29 Jun 2019 14:45:40 No.8302008 Report

Quoted By: >>8302131

>>8301698
Put your name back on yonkers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4DZIFs/ Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:13:30 No.8302131 Report

Quoted By: >>8302135

>>8302008
Nope. I'm not using a name again because I don't want to risk getting filtered again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+V8Y5mN Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:14:05 No.8302135 Report

Quoted By: >>8302161

>>8302131
Literally everyone, save for 3-4 people, had you filtered before.
...And thats a good thibg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4DZIFs/ Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:22:52 No.8302161 Report

Quoted By: >>8302184

>>8302135
and of course, it's one of the reasons why i stopped using a name. Lole!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MBIdMEE+ Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:27:49 No.8302178 Report

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>>8301695
Is the doctor Indian? I can't believe this anecdote if the doctor isn't Indian.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qpg50LyX Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:29:47 No.8302183 Report

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Be brit, 29°C face melts onto floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:namgdII3 Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:30:00 No.8302184 Report

Quoted By: >>8302195

>>8302161
and what is the reason you do the pants shits
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8300148/#q8302171
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8299788/#q8300672
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8299752/#q8300698
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8299210/#q8301691
jackson why all the pants shits
yonkers smells terrible

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Suwapartisan-AOF ID:X/4hGs0O Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:31:40 No.8302186 Report

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>be American
>carry a toy gun
>get shot by a policeman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4DZIFs/ Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:33:17 No.8302195 Report

Quoted By: >>8302207

>>8302184
none of those are pants shits
because the cute pamp clothing is clean, and not sagging from the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:namgdII3 Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:35:53 No.8302207 Report

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>>8302195
only pants shitters care about the difference
same as nobody cares that ponies arent furries except furries
shit is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3g7Rx2aX Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:40:35 No.8302224 Report

Quoted By: >>8302230 >>8302248

>>8301698
Forgot your kevlar today? You seem upset.

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Anonymous ID:namgdII3 Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:42:45 No.8302230 Report

Quoted By: >>8302248

>>8302224
thats jackson
he doesnt get shot because he never leaves the house
his is more like
>be jackson
>do a pants shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4DZIFs/ Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:46:28 No.8302248 Report

Quoted By: >>8302254

>>8302224
wtf is a kevlar
>>8302230
I don't get shot because it's just another lie on the internet. It's also illegal to even shoot someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:namgdII3 Sat 29 Jun 2019 15:48:38 No.8302254 Report

Quoted By: >>8302254,1

>>8302248
it isnt illegal to use a toilet
unless
jackson is that why you arent white
are you an indian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2019 02:21:31 No.8302254,1 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>8302254,2

>>8302254
What? No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2019 07:33:45 No.8302254,2 Report Delete

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>>8302254,1
jackson an indian

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