>>8304355This is the voice of Hanage's heart. How do you deal with the unbearable knowledge that you're getting older? All your childhood friends are getting married and starting families. It can be upsetting.
I looked in the mirror this morning, and noticed that my hairline was receding. In a panic, I called my girlfriend, and she told me not to worry because I'd been losing my hair "for years". I was angry... Why didn't she tell me? Why did she let me walk around blithely unaware that I was turning from a relatable hip young person into this... Pudgy, old THING!? She said she hated talking to me when I was like this and hung up.
I can't believe some people.