Hey guys.
My name is john, and I need to apologize. A few years ago, I had it all. The women, the fame, even some good money. It's all gone down the drain now. My girl just left me, I flunked out of school, and now I can't even play sports anymore. I'm pretty much broken. Before she left, my girl murdered my dog (shit was SO sad) and my mother put a gun to her head, saying she never loved me, right before pulling the trigger. You're the last place I've come to for sympathy, and I am truly sorry if I've made you angry in the past.