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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:10:56 No.8313406 View View Reply Original Report

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i'm going to be sent to prison for a long time and I have no idea what to expect

has anyone here done hard time? I need real advice and stories. i'm scared shitless btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:11:40 No.8313407 Report

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Have sex (with Tyrone)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:12:00 No.8313408 Report

Quoted By: >>8313409 >>8313410 >>8313422

>>8313406
What did you do OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:12:28 No.8313409 Report

Quoted By: >>8313411 >>8313415

>>8313408
Hit an old man with a crowbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:12:47 No.8313410 Report

Quoted By: >>8313414 >>8313419 >>8313420 >>8313436

>>8313408
attempted murder but it was a misunderstanding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:13:02 No.8313411 Report

Quoted By: >>8313419

>>8313409
Is this a larp from what happened the other day or are you really serious???

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:13:16 No.8313412 Report

Quoted By: >>8313423

>>8313406
What did? Also first day find the biggest meanest looking dude there and go up to him and suck his dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:13:44 No.8313413 Report

Quoted By: >>8313427

>>8313406
Here’s a good tip. Buy ramen, keep your toilet super clean, and make some money doing laundry for other offenders. HINT: you put the ramen water in the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:13:48 No.8313414 Report

Quoted By: >>8313421

>>8313410
All criminals say it was a ‘misunderstanding’ or ‘not their fault’
Give me one reason I should sympathise for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:14:02 No.8313415 Report

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>>8313409
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:14:08 No.8313416 Report

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Go to youtube, lockdown 23 and 1 is a good resource.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:14:19 No.8313417 Report

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what did you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:14:41 No.8313418 Report

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>>8313406
nice larp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:00 No.8313419 Report

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>>8313411
I was just kidding but >>8313410
Makes me believe it’s true. Probably just some nobody faggot though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:04 No.8313420 Report

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>>8313410
what
how was it a "misunderstanding"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:03 No.8313421 Report

Quoted By: >>8313428 >>8313435

>>8313414
basically I was framed and it's bullshit. I don't belong in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:06 No.8313422 Report

Quoted By: >>8313432

>>8313408
he posted this thread yet again for the gorillionth time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:16 No.8313423 Report

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>>8313412
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:48 No.8313424 Report

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>>8313406

Did 4ys in various norwegian prisons. The "open" prisons are like summercamp for lowlife scum, "closed" prisons you watch tv and eat + work some.

GL in the US tho lolol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:58 No.8313425 Report

Quoted By: >>8313434

>>8313406
What race are you?
Do you have gang tattoos or any tattoos?
Are you physically fit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:15:58 No.8313426 Report

Quoted By: >>8313430

>>8313406
gee never seen this thread before...
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/w0JKCeZexv2VJTG2g29ORA/type/op/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:16:15 No.8313427 Report

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>>8313413
Wait aren’t these convicts going to be pissed that you laundered their clothing in your toilet with ramen noodle water???

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:16:21 No.8313428 Report

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>>8313421
Literally what every shithead says. Rot in hell scumbag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:16:21 No.8313429 Report

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>>8313406
Larp. Posted this shit last week. Gtfo, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:16:31 No.8313430 Report

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>>8313426
i was gonna say it seems like copy pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:16:55 No.8313431 Report

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Don’t drop the soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:17:02 No.8313432 Report

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>>8313422
You mean 6th gillonth goy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:17:17 No.8313433 Report

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>>8313406
the niggers are gonna rape your ass and make you swallow their cum
ass to mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:18:18 No.8313434 Report

Quoted By: >>8313517

>>8313425
i'm white. I stand 5'7" and like 300 lbs. if I do somehow get thrown into the slammer then I plan on hitting the weights and becoming a monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:18:29 No.8313435 Report

Quoted By: >>8313438

>>8313421
So says everything prisoner, how do I know you aren’t pure scumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:18:52 No.8313436 Report

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>>8313410
how long? if you're gonna be out in a decade or two I'd use that time to get swole as fuck, and make use of the library to not be such a retard in the future

if you're not gonna get out until your an old man then you might want to veer into the skid and just go full twink, that might be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:19:43 No.8313437 Report

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>>8313406
keep your mouth shut
keep your mouth shut
keep your mouth shut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:20:08 No.8313438 Report

Quoted By: >>8313440 >>8313441 >>8315077

>>8313435
Would pure scumb be posting on /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:20:34 No.8313439 Report

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don't drop the soap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:21:05 No.8313440 Report

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>>8313438
You think someone would really do a thing like that? be pure scum and post on pol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:21:18 No.8313441 Report

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>>8313438
what is "scumb"

Bump

Bump ID:hZbLuJb1 Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:22:22 No.8313444 Report

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Bum󠛡p

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0x5A9gDt Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:23:14 No.8313451 Report

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Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XvWeOAS/ Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:33:29 No.8313506 Report

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>>8313406
you have to stand up for yourself. dont be a snitch. if they harass you, dont call for guards help.
dont ask too much, keep it to yourself.
be observant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqS74Cmi Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:34:52 No.8313512 Report

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>>8313406
Anal stretches, make it easier for yourself, also if you did actually "misunderstand" and attack an old man with a crowbar, you should prepare for a skull fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqS74Cmi Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:35:50 No.8313517 Report

Quoted By: >>8314791

>>8313434
Manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xcx9DVmx Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:44:00 No.8313559 Report

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OP wants to get fucked by a gang of niggers.
That is an old fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jGXhn0iO Mon 01 Jul 2019 18:58:01 No.8313635 Report

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>>8313406
You will probably wish you were dead. I think it would be best to get a gun and die like a man while shooting as many cops as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIM7ln8I Mon 01 Jul 2019 22:40:23 No.8314772 Report

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saved

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Anonymous ID:KAJ5pgPO Mon 01 Jul 2019 22:46:22 No.8314791 Report

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>>8313517
NiGgErfaGgOt rEal mEn aRe 300 poUNds aNd 5'7 yOu puNkniGgErfAgGot. ANd g
Et aLl dE hOes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j+gjGihb Mon 01 Jul 2019 22:49:35 No.8314805 Report

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>>8313406
that's what you get for posting porn on 4chan

anonymous

anonymous ID:mgp6o+8T Mon 01 Jul 2019 23:20:09 No.8315077 Report

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>>8313438
...yes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DThOYkSW Tue 02 Jul 2019 02:19:58 No.8315785 Report

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>>8313406
just be a man. if you are so fear nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:py/3MB1s Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:52:25 No.8316524 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:py/3MB1s Tue 02 Jul 2019 17:00:44 No.8317733 Report

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have another bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8iilZlF7 Tue 02 Jul 2019 23:06:02 No.8319332 Report

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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0x5A9gDt Tue 02 Jul 2019 23:14:32 No.8319357 Report

Quoted By: >>8319362

timmy is an average kid that no one understands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rr3MjW6f Tue 02 Jul 2019 23:16:01 No.8319362 Report

Quoted By: >>8319415

>>8319357
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8313406/#q8319357
why would jackson from yonkers do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0x5A9gDt Tue 02 Jul 2019 23:25:07 No.8319415 Report

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>>8319362
shut up twerp
let the goodra enjoy herself

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