ITT: we come up with ways to torture people; I’ll go first. Human fountain: simply shove a garden hose up someone’s ass, and gorilla glue their cheeks shut so no water can escape then turn it on LOW setting since high pressure will simply rip their organs and kill far too quickly. It’s called human fountain because eventually the water will start coming out of their face because the only place for it to go. They then die of either internal drowning or from cell death via osmosis. Bonus points for hot or cold water but not boiling or freezing as it’ll kill too quickly. Also bonus points for using a very thick hose and tugging on it throughout the process so they feel like they’re being raped. Okay your turn :)