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Quoted By: >>8352917
>Be me
>Driving on interstate
>REALLY have to shit, to the point where it feels like rats from hell are crawling around in my intestines
>Pull over on an exit, go in gas station
>Race into bathroom, go into stall
>Stall has no lock on it but whatever
>Slam stall door shut and unleash molten fury
>Goes on for about 10 minutes
>Guy walks in
>I try to make sure he doesnt open the stall door, so I push on it to keep it closed
>I forgot this door closed by pulling
>I shoved door open as dude walked up to it, simultaneously erupting my volcanic juices
>We make eye contact as I do so
>DyingInside.jpg
>Think of something to say
>Most casual voice ever, say: "This stall doesn't have a lock on it"
>Dude walks out of the bathroom with a strange noise that might have been a strangled form of "mhm"
>I continue shitting lava
>Then notice the stall has a lock on it near the top
>Mfw I got out and saw the dude worked there
So how was your 4th of July weekend, Anons?
>Driving on interstate
>REALLY have to shit, to the point where it feels like rats from hell are crawling around in my intestines
>Pull over on an exit, go in gas station
>Race into bathroom, go into stall
>Stall has no lock on it but whatever
>Slam stall door shut and unleash molten fury
>Goes on for about 10 minutes
>Guy walks in
>I try to make sure he doesnt open the stall door, so I push on it to keep it closed
>I forgot this door closed by pulling
>I shoved door open as dude walked up to it, simultaneously erupting my volcanic juices
>We make eye contact as I do so
>DyingInside.jpg
>Think of something to say
>Most casual voice ever, say: "This stall doesn't have a lock on it"
>Dude walks out of the bathroom with a strange noise that might have been a strangled form of "mhm"
>I continue shitting lava
>Then notice the stall has a lock on it near the top
>Mfw I got out and saw the dude worked there
So how was your 4th of July weekend, Anons?
