Hello guys, I just want to post some greentext. So sit back, and enjoy the read.

> Be me 17.
> Housing at my grandma at the time.
> Always jerk it in the bathroom
> isDisWeird?.png
> One day I got bored of my hands and built my own Fleshlight (Sponge, Towel, Plasticglove)
> Insert it my dong.
> FeelsGoodMan.gif
> Fucking that thing til I cum
> I do that almost everyday now (Fleshlight building)
> After some days pasted, the first time I forgot to lock the bathroom door
> ThisIsBadIdea.pdf
> Grandma walks in on me
> She closes the door instantly
> ShockedGrandma.jpg
> Starts to play it off like : "But granny, iam your anon, it was just normal masturbation"
> She start to ask me how it felt in that thing
> CuriousGrandmaIsCurious.wtfISDISSHITfile
> I told her and she starts asking if I want to feel a real one
> IsThisHappening?.jpg
> I ask her if she is serious
> She says yes and we do the kinky
> jackpot.xml

For my defense, she is hot and I was horny.
Husband was gone at that time so we were alone. And we had protection....