Ho-Oh
>easy to remember, phonetic name
>lives in a tower in the city they tried to scare him away from, no fucks given
>some dogs died, used baller ass superpowers to revive and make them gods
>beautiful red and gold color scheme, dominant presence
>his fiery heat attracts bitches
Lugia
>edgy name, crawling in my skin etc.
>lives in some cavern, locked away cause no one likes him
>guess he's the king of those birds from the last game, idek whatever just give him something
>white and blue color scheme, faggy submissive colors
>ruler of the seas isn't even a water Pokemon, instead is psychic cause he's the type of guy to talk to Ho-Oh's bitches after he's pumped and dumped
Not even a debate
