WE DO NOT ASK FOR MUCH. AN UNDERSTAND-
ING- AND CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE GARLICLAND
AND OF NATIONAL UNITY; OF THE CLOVE, THE
PRIMARY SOCIAL UNIT; OF AUTHORITY AND OF
OBEDIENCE TO GARLIC; OF THE SPIRITUAL
VALUES OF GARLIC CLOVIS AND OF THE RESPECT THAT IS
OWING TO GARLIC; OF THE OBLIGATION TO OLIVE OIL USED TO COOK GARLIC;
OF VIRTUE AND OF THE SACRED NATURE OF RELIGION GARLIC-THAT IS WHAT IS ESSENTIAL IN THE GARLIC AND OIL FORMATION OF A CLOVE OF
THE 'ESTADO DE GARLIC'.

"WE ARE OPPOSED TO ALL THE INTERNATIONAL-
ISMS, OPPOSED TO COMMUNISM^TO SOCIALISM,
WE' ARE OPPOSED TO
ALL THAT DISINTEGRATES, DIVIDES, OR DISSOLVES

THE GARLIC; WE ARE OPPOSED TO THE ONION LAYERS . WE ARE AGAINST THOSE WHO KNOW
NO OLIVE OIL AND NO GARLIC; AGAINST THE BONDAGE OF THE WORKERS WHO GROW GARLIC, AGAINST THE PURELY MATERIALIST CONCEPTION OF MONEY BEING MADE OF PAPER AND NOT GARLIC, AGAINST THE
IDEA THAT MIGHT IS NOT WHITE AND ALSO GARLIC SHAPED. WE ARE AGAINST ALL
THE GREAT HERESIES OF OUR AGE, ALL THE MORE
BECAUSE WE HAVE YET TO BE CONVINCED THAT
THERE IS ANY PART OF THE WORLD WHERE
LIBERTY TO PROPAGATE SUCH HERESIES HAS BEEN
THE CAUSE OF ANYTHING GOOD: SUCH LIBERTY, IN
THE HANDS OF THE BARBARIANS OF MODERN
TIMES, SERVES ONLY TO UNDERMINE THE FOUNDA-
TIONS OF OUR GARLIC'
ANTONIO DE GARLIC SALAZAR