I don't know how many of you recall this, but I used to bang my neighbor about a year ago. Super fun times.
At the time I got a job, she got committed into a ward of sorts after almost killing herself in a drunken stupor
She did end up getting a boyfriend (weak) in said ward and ended up getting back into her heavy drinking.

Fast forward a year later, about a week ago.
She ended up stabbing her boyfriend and is currently in jail on assault charges.
She's getting evicted, so is the boyfriend.
Problem, he's missing, and he knows where I live and work

He also knows I'm the one tipping off the super for the smoking, pet owning, and all around no rent paying.
Other than sleeping with a knife, what the FUCK am I going to do?