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Get a tattoo instead, that way you won't get raped by the angry TSA dyke every time you fly.
Make sure it says something different when you get a hard-on like"TINI" and "TITANIC"
(I'm sure there are better ones but that's just an example off the top of my head, pun intended)
(I'm also sure that your Frick doesn't holed that many letters at a 12pt font (the nurse told me) so you've got to think of your own)