you make yourself a hotdog
and you ask yourself if you should put ketchup or mustard in it
a voice appears in your head and tells you to use ketchup
it scares you at first, because that voice appeared out of nowhere and answers your question
you decide to put ketchup in it, like the voice told you
the hotdog tastes awesome
the voice disappeares and you decide to forget that this happened
the next day you ask yourself whether you take the bus or the train to get to work
the voice appears again out of a sudden and suggests that you should take the bus
you ignore the advice this time because the train is obviously faster and you can take yourself some more time before you need to go out
you miss the train that should get you to work and arrive late
your chef is angry at you and you feel shit and ask yourself why you didn't listen to that voice
the voice appears, AGAIN, and answers your question by quoting your thoughts aswell as telling you why you thought that
you realize the voice isn't some weird schizophrenic symptom and actually answers all your questions
you test it by asking yourself some mathematical questions and it answers them all right

what do you ask now?

also pic unrelated i only wanted your attention