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To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Anglo for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Anglo cattle girl for that matter," Pulă bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers. Finally logging into his computer, Pulă is greeted by his home wallpaper, consisting of a huge Anglo cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Chad about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Pulă had not found the courage to talk to Chad, or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school, for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your Anglo dick, Tyrone," he sighed. Pulă opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for 4chan's "International/Random" sub-board. Suddenly, he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in real estate, or become a lawyer like his father, Andrei Alexandruvictorgeorge. "Please get a real job, Pulă. I'm begging you," she would say. But she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Romania from these scumbag Animefags and Anglo-Saxons on the Internet, whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map. Pulă now begins to type on his keyboard. "Fucking Discordfags, listen up here..."
