This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my thread is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must bump my thread true. I must bump it faster than my enemy who is trying to kill it. I must kill his thread before he kills mine. I will ...

My thread and I know that what counts on a board is not the amount of posts we post, the anime girls attached to our post, nor the epic board drama we make. We know that it is the quality that counts. We will hit ...

My thread is human, even as I, because it is my thread. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its replies, its ip count, its post number and its page number. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and I are the defenders of my board. We are the masters of our baiters. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is /bant/'s and there is no enemy, but peace!