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here's a story about the first time i tried weed a few years ago
>school's having some shitty senior picnic while handing out yearbooks
>genuinely bored
>friend comes up to me and offers to ditch it and hangout with him and a few other friends at his house
>agree because its better than sitting in the grass for a few hours
>on the way there he informs me that we're gonna smoke weed together
>never tried it before, but sort of curious
>half an hour later we've arrived, friend reappears with a lot of weed
>what could possibly go wrong
>we're in his backyard, take a few hits but don't really feel it at first
>next thing i know we're back inside, im collapsed on a futon drinking whipped cream straight out of the can
>smoked like a chimney
>get up, need to shit
>mid shit realize that i reeeeaaaaallly want to talk to my girlfriend
>call her
>brap mid call
>gf pauses, asks "anon, uh, did i hear that right?"
>"yes you did babe, just taking a shit thats all"
>friends are going ape shit in the other room
>inb4 she hangs up
>oh well
>ffw a few hours
>it occurs to me i have to go home soon
>parents will arrive soon
>shit
>have to act normal
>get in the car, instead of actually acting normal, I grab my yearbook and read it in the dark
>mom doesn't seem to care/notice
>get home
>glance at the ceiling, notice there's a light light bulb in there
>no self control
>blurt out "I SEE YOU GUYS GOT A NEW LIGHT HUH"
>brother looks at me like I'm retarded
>realize I'm incredibly hungry
>destroy an entire sleeve of oreos without a second thought
>attempt to go to bed like a regular person
>slam into the door like an ape before actually opening it
>nobody suspected a thing
sure you guys got better stories than i do, feel free to share
>school's having some shitty senior picnic while handing out yearbooks
>genuinely bored
>friend comes up to me and offers to ditch it and hangout with him and a few other friends at his house
>agree because its better than sitting in the grass for a few hours
>on the way there he informs me that we're gonna smoke weed together
>never tried it before, but sort of curious
>half an hour later we've arrived, friend reappears with a lot of weed
>what could possibly go wrong
>we're in his backyard, take a few hits but don't really feel it at first
>next thing i know we're back inside, im collapsed on a futon drinking whipped cream straight out of the can
>smoked like a chimney
>get up, need to shit
>mid shit realize that i reeeeaaaaallly want to talk to my girlfriend
>call her
>brap mid call
>gf pauses, asks "anon, uh, did i hear that right?"
>"yes you did babe, just taking a shit thats all"
>friends are going ape shit in the other room
>inb4 she hangs up
>oh well
>ffw a few hours
>it occurs to me i have to go home soon
>parents will arrive soon
>shit
>have to act normal
>get in the car, instead of actually acting normal, I grab my yearbook and read it in the dark
>mom doesn't seem to care/notice
>get home
>glance at the ceiling, notice there's a light light bulb in there
>no self control
>blurt out "I SEE YOU GUYS GOT A NEW LIGHT HUH"
>brother looks at me like I'm retarded
>realize I'm incredibly hungry
>destroy an entire sleeve of oreos without a second thought
>attempt to go to bed like a regular person
>slam into the door like an ape before actually opening it
>nobody suspected a thing
sure you guys got better stories than i do, feel free to share
