>live in tiny village
>nearby city breaks record village held for 75 years
>be me in little village
>trying to warm up paddling pool in garden
>improvise a heat exchanger using a aquarium pump, hose pipe and a old fishing net pipe (aluminium), copper wire and other metal junk attached to increase surface area.
>mount big ass weed burner/roofing torch
>burn 10kg of propane over pipe while pump circulates water from pool
>be our village
>1 day later
>breaks record city stole returning record to tiny village
>mfw it was me
