Was in a fight last nite, AMA.
Long story short, I want(ed) to live a literary lifestyle a la Hemingway or Rimbaud and ended up drunk, trying to seduce a girl whose bf was right there. I let him punch me til I was out of his apartment (so they couldn't call the police on me) and then, fucked him up and called a cab to anywhere. The cabbie dropped me off in a place I don't remember, the police gave me a lift home and then I went to the hospital. I know how to fight, so there wasn't any real damage, just fucked up my face real bad as you can see.