Omg hai ___^ I’m Kogasa-chan and I absolutely luuuv @__@ memes <3 and my fav is walruse!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband swaglord!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SWAGLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SWAGLORD-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot and bothered I am *___* he honked my honkers and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to plug me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PLUG TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “EH? EH? BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY VIRGINBOY WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MOT CAUSE SWAGLORD-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then swaglord held me close =^= and said he would only ever honk me and plugged me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and leaked all night long and made 42 babies and they all became shitposters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;