Hahahaha, a fucking leaf right? Yeah, so funny. Listen you fat fucking American piece of shit. You're a worthless fat fuck. Remember everything Canada has done for you? Remember everything we've given you out of the kindness of our hearts? All you do in return is shove burgers down your fat throats and treat us like shit. Well I've had enough. We've had enough. You will regret the fucking day you decided to insult Canadians. Remember the war of 1812, when we kicked your fat asses and humiliated you? We burnt the White House to a crisp and sent you fat cowardly losers running in fear like the cowering coward pussies you are. We'll do it again, don't think we won't or we can't. We can very easily repel your attacks if you are so foolish as to attack us, and we can easily launch brutal raids which will end in a straight victory march to the White House, to burn it down again. So just sit your fat ass down, shut the fuck up and keep shoving burgers down your throat you fat lardass. Don't provoke the Canadian spirit - the spirit of multiculturalism, and inclusion, and resilience - the spirit which humiliated you once and we'll do it again. You're all jealous of us, because we made the modern multicultural dream work and we are flourishing while you sit on your fat asses and waste away. Don't start fights you can't win. We beat you in every imaginable competition and we're doing that while still trying to be friendly neighbors to you. Piss us off and you'll feel the full wrath of the Canadian nation unleashed down upon you. You've been warned, so listen to this warning and don't say anything stupid. Lose some weight and fix your own country you despicable idiots. Nobody likes America or Americans because of how fat and shitty and stupid you all are. What you call us shitposting is just Canadians telling you the truth, so shut up and submit to us now, for we are your new masters and you are our slaves. Remember that!