Bant. You need to learn something and you need to learn it quick. Wristwatches are what makes a man. That's right bant, if you have a cheap nasty wristwatch then you're a fucking loser. So what I want you to do, dearest bant, is go out and purchase a luxury swiss wristwatch at once to prove to me that you are a real man. No japanese casio shit, REAL swiss watches only. Do this for me bant and I will provide you with more pearls of wisdom to help you climb the social ladder and become the MAN you want to be.