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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 14:49:03 No.85283 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>85309 >>85405 >>85417 >>85812 >>85850 >>85890 >>86200 >>86401 >>86469 >>87093 >>90287 >>91244 >>91967 >>92348 >>92580

>be american
>tip the microwave for heating your food

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 14:50:05 No.85309 Report

Quoted By: >>85405 >>85412

>>85283
>be American

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UDjpXwH6 Fri 05 May 2017 14:51:43 No.85360 Report

Quoted By: >>85386 >>85405 >>85609 >>85717 >>89168 >>92730 >>96610

>be sweede
>tip Tyrone for fucking your wife
>order pizza while Tyrone goes for sloppy seconds
>don't tip the white pizza guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 14:52:41 No.85386 Report

Quoted By: >>85603

>>85360

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hcHC1RkS Fri 05 May 2017 14:53:26 No.85405 Report

Quoted By: >>92783 >>93096

>>85283
>>85309
>>85360
who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eIyz6nQO Fri 05 May 2017 14:53:31 No.85406 Report

Quoted By: >>85603 >>85606 >>85717

>be Swedish
>be brown

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SPK/rKFL Fri 05 May 2017 14:53:39 No.85412 Report

Quoted By:

>>85309
>Exist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VrdnNFbk Fri 05 May 2017 14:53:49 No.85417 Report

Quoted By: >>85451 >>85452

>>85283
I am impressed with the mods even if it is only the second day and they're slow as hell because it is quickly getting out of hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoRoX/7s Fri 05 May 2017 14:53:55 No.85424 Report

Quoted By: >>85616

>be american
>be fat
check my dígitos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y68W7n3J Fri 05 May 2017 14:54:47 No.85451 Report

Quoted By:

>>85417
>TFW want to make fun of burgers for not being able to take the bants but also a burger who can't take the bants.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 14:54:47 No.85452 Report

Quoted By:

>>85417
Have you ever been on /int/ newfag or are you a /poledditor/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 14:54:55 No.85603 Report

Quoted By: >>86223 >>86543

>>85406
>be American
>small brain cuz worst education system
>can't come up with original bants

see:
>>85386

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Anonymous ID:QPbyZTw3 Fri 05 May 2017 14:54:57 No.85606 Report

Quoted By: >>92191

>>85406
>this flag
>this post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+9tFvBh Fri 05 May 2017 14:55:01 No.85609 Report

Quoted By:

>>85360
Please be more assblasted

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:92v6ZIo1 Fri 05 May 2017 14:55:21 No.85616 Report

Quoted By: >>85717

>>85424
>be Brazilian

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 14:56:58 No.85678 Report

Quoted By: >>85769 >>88346 >>90930

Why does Americans put their shoes in the fridge?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ilZ3Y3Fw Fri 05 May 2017 14:57:21 No.85688 Report

Quoted By:

>be christian
>no holy land

it hurts so bad...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 14:58:16 No.85717 Report

Quoted By: >>85816 >>86563

>>85360
>>85406
>>85616
>American banter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 14:59:19 No.85755 Report

Quoted By: >>92011

>be American
>go to dietician cuz overweight
>get told to swap out regular soda with diet soda
>eat more burger to makeup for lesser caloric intake
>get fatter cuz articifical ingredients
>line Nestle pockets and support industrial food system cuz retarded
>support united states capitalism (cronyism)

>the pharmaceutical industry has been found to have misled doctors, politicians, regulators, and the public and creating the worst addiction crisis in history
>the oil industry has been found to have mis-incentivized scientists and misled politicians, regulators, and the public resulting in the worst environmental crisis in history
>the food industry has been found to have misled doctors, scientists, politicians, regulators, and the public resulting in one of the largest health epidemics in history
>the banking industry has been found to have misled economists, politicians, regulators, and the public resulting in one of the worst financial crises in history

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Anonymous ID:Xu9Yf857 Fri 05 May 2017 14:59:43 No.85769 Report

Quoted By: >>85889

>>85678
>Be American
>Put eggs in washing machine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O4F7q7PO Fri 05 May 2017 15:00:46 No.85804 Report

Quoted By: >>85857

>be swedish
>invent self-genocide

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Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 15:00:54 No.85812 Report

Quoted By: >>85889

>>85283
>Be American
>Can't handle banter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eIyz6nQO Fri 05 May 2017 15:00:56 No.85816 Report

Quoted By: >>85965

>>85717
>Swedish green text

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sy8wBurF Fri 05 May 2017 15:02:08 No.85850 Report

Quoted By: >>85965

>>85283

I tipped the microwave and it spilled my food.

Do I need to tip it more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:02:29 No.85857 Report

Quoted By:

>>85804
>be American
>"WTF IS BOOK?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:03:36 No.85889 Report

Quoted By: >>85969 >>86013 >>86511 >>92024 >>92122 >>95993

>>85769
>>85812
>be American
>remember 9/11
>honor it in local market

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+fj1zWmc Fri 05 May 2017 15:03:37 No.85890 Report

Quoted By: >>85965

>>85283
tip as in tip fedora right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mFwOn3Uw Fri 05 May 2017 15:04:02 No.85904 Report

Quoted By:

>be newfag
>don't actually quote anybody

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 15:05:59 No.85965 Report

Quoted By: >>86056 >>88346 >>90209

>>85816
>>85850
>>85890

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Anonymous ID:QPbyZTw3 Fri 05 May 2017 15:06:04 No.85969 Report

Quoted By:

>>85889
only Americans could turn a national tragedy into a cheap emotional ploy to peddle the carbonated jew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ilZ3Y3Fw Fri 05 May 2017 15:07:30 No.86013 Report

Quoted By: >>86223

>>85889
walmart needs shut the fuck down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eIyz6nQO Fri 05 May 2017 15:09:06 No.86056 Report

Quoted By: >>86231

>>85965
at least we don't put our shirts in the freezer you swine

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Anonymous ID:PLi0/ZYQ Fri 05 May 2017 15:10:08 No.86189 Report

Quoted By: >>86202

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E2JFO9Qd Fri 05 May 2017 15:10:24 No.86200 Report

Quoted By: >>86231 >>86250 >>90264

>>85283
>be Swedish
>get cucked by a black microwave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y68W7n3J Fri 05 May 2017 15:10:34 No.86202 Report

Quoted By:

>>86189
It happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:11:06 No.86223 Report

Quoted By: >>86342

>>86013
see
>>85603

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QPbyZTw3 Fri 05 May 2017 15:11:14 No.86231 Report

Quoted By: >>86292 >>86302 >>86508

>>86056
>>86200
would love to see the South razed to the ground yet again tbqh

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Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 15:11:43 No.86250 Report

Quoted By: >>86339

>>86200
>Be American
>Be 60%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y68W7n3J Fri 05 May 2017 15:12:14 No.86292 Report

Quoted By:

>>86231
Wouldn't we all?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E2JFO9Qd Fri 05 May 2017 15:12:29 No.86302 Report

Quoted By:

>>86231
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:13:17 No.86339 Report

Quoted By: >>86426

>>86250
>be American
>pretend to have an original thought

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ilZ3Y3Fw Fri 05 May 2017 15:13:19 No.86342 Report

Quoted By:

>>86223
>The U.N.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:e/HzYiY9 Fri 05 May 2017 15:15:12 No.86401 Report

Quoted By: >>86483 >>86519

>>85283
>be american
>tip the microwave for heating your food because we have enough money to spend because we dont spend 90% of our paycheck on white privilege tax which goes to housing, feeding, arming and healthcare of muzzies we let in because the men of sweden are beta male cucks
>be 11 year old deaf swed going to meet mom at the mall
>get run over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E2JFO9Qd Fri 05 May 2017 15:15:32 No.86426 Report

Quoted By: >>86456

>>86339
>be leaf
>use an American proxy
Why

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:16:38 No.86456 Report

Quoted By: >>86503 >>86507 >>86603

>>86426
>be American
>refuse to acknowledge even other Americans despise your kind

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Anonymous ID:LHrThW7i Fri 05 May 2017 15:16:52 No.86469 Report

Quoted By: >>86603

>>85283
Ngl I lol'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 15:17:13 No.86483 Report

Quoted By: >>86571 >>86582 >>86603 >>86637

>>86401
>be american
>shart in the mart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e/HzYiY9 Fri 05 May 2017 15:17:42 No.86503 Report

Quoted By:

>>86456
>job 40
>mormons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E2JFO9Qd Fri 05 May 2017 15:17:46 No.86507 Report

Quoted By: >>86598

>>86456
>be self loathing American
>don't leave country
?

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Anonymous ID:yCWJmwxP Fri 05 May 2017 15:17:46 No.86508 Report

Quoted By:

>>86231

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dJ4llJ7 Fri 05 May 2017 15:17:52 No.86511 Report

Quoted By: >>88592

>>85889
>two black towers

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Anonymous ID:bzRE/xet Fri 05 May 2017 15:18:02 No.86519 Report

Quoted By: >>86603 >>86637

>>86401
>be American
>be so assblasted that you write a wall of text in banter thread
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:xZ3W//yP Fri 05 May 2017 15:18:36 No.86543 Report

Quoted By: >>86628 >>86640 >>88592

>>85603
Delete this right fucking now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DAzd4Cqo Fri 05 May 2017 15:19:17 No.86563 Report

Quoted By:

>>85717
Why do they even try? It's like a hippo trying to play badminton. I mean, I guess it could hold the racket, but sooner or later it's just gonna get frustrated and start mauling people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:e/HzYiY9 Fri 05 May 2017 15:19:39 No.86571 Report

Quoted By: >>86660

>>86483
>implying shitting in a walmart is worse than being run over and brutally murdered by the religon of piss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 15:20:09 No.86582 Report

Quoted By:

>>86483
>Be american
>Shart in the designated shart mart

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:20:43 No.86598 Report

Quoted By:

>>86507
>be American
>think leaving a problem for other's to deal with (shit culture and values) and not trying to resolve it is what you should do
>imagine my shock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e/HzYiY9 Fri 05 May 2017 15:20:54 No.86603 Report

Quoted By: >>86660 >>86664 >>87205

>>86519
>>86483
>>86469
>>86456
>be new swede
>get ass blasted by the rest of the west
>use 6 million proxys to same fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:21:32 No.86628 Report

Quoted By:

>>86543
cont

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:92v6ZIo1 Fri 05 May 2017 15:21:49 No.86637 Report

Quoted By:

>>86483
>>86519
Not an argument.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:21:53 No.86640 Report

Quoted By:

>>86543
cont 3

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Anonymous ID:Qo+MzUZi Fri 05 May 2017 15:22:59 No.86660 Report

Quoted By:

>>86571
>>86603
>be american
>get shot
>get arrested by the local sharteriff for not tipping the perpetrator

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:23:06 No.86664 Report

Quoted By:

>>86603
>be American
>can't think cuz transfat deposits in brain
>think everything is shill cuck or conspiracy to validate pathetic worldview
>never go a day without utilizing thousands of cognitive biases

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:23:36 No.86699 Report

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>be American
>go shopping for holiday gift

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:24:46 No.86733 Report

Quoted By: >>92815

>be American
>have intelligent family values

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:karsfWUS Fri 05 May 2017 15:29:24 No.86891 Report

Quoted By: >>86930

>be not australian
>struggle at banter

>be american
>all sense of banter is ruined by stubborn "no i'm correct, serious at all times"
>doesn't understand /bant/
>get shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:30:35 No.86930 Report

Quoted By: >>87000 >>87009

>>86891

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:karsfWUS Fri 05 May 2017 15:32:45 No.87000 Report

Quoted By: >>87090

>>86930
>bukowkski
the problem is actually jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bzRE/xet Fri 05 May 2017 15:33:03 No.87009 Report

Quoted By: >>87090

>>86930
>be American
>tip fedora

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:35:28 No.87090 Report

Quoted By: >>87587

>>87000
>>87009
>be Poland
>reddit-tier bants
>have existential crisis over cultural identity
>die with an immense feeling of being unfulfilled

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 15:35:30 No.87093 Report

Quoted By: >>87161

>>85283
>be swedish
>w h i t e.jpg
>"not tolerant enough"
>invite muhab over to house to ask how to help
>"muhab, how do we become more tolerant of your ENRICH, MESMERIZING, ENGROSSING, BUTIFEL arab culture?"
>muhab not understand
>"not tolerant enough. much racist."
>spend months learning arabic to help poor underprivileged muhab
>"muhab, موهاب، كيف يمكننا أن نكون أكثر تسامحا مع إنريش، ميسمريزينغ، إنغوسينغ، بوتيفيل الثقافة العربية?"
>muhab demand sven convert to islam and renounce wife to him for cultural reparations
>sven is tolerant enough
>but muhab still poor
>"not tolerant enough. much racist. very xenophobic"
>"muhab, we have harmed you too much in our white ways. take us as slaves and take all of our belongings if it could ever be enough same for our country. just take it all. j-j... j-
>just cuck my shit up senpai
>muhab not understand
>muhab angry and no one else around
>muhab rape sven
>"*crying like a swede* s-sorry muhab, it is our fault and our fault only. you deserve more than our country. you deserve to understand us talking, you deserve so much moooooooooorreeee"
>"not tolerant enough. much racist. very xenophobic. literally white pride".jpeg

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Anonymous ID:f/HrVSQg Fri 05 May 2017 15:35:45 No.87101 Report

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>be my microwave
>have a higher net worth than half this board

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Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 15:37:16 No.87161 Report

Quoted By:

>>87093
>Be Romanian
>Be Gypsy
>Begging on the streets for 10$ a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LHrThW7i Fri 05 May 2017 15:38:47 No.87205 Report

Quoted By: >>87240 >>87263

>>86603
>p-proxy samefag
This is how you let people know you're really desperate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:40:00 No.87240 Report

Quoted By: >>87263 >>87264 >>87616

>>87205
>this is what people who use that tactic look like in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYoHcExQjV4
watch it in full

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:40:55 No.87263 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240
>>87205
forgot
>"GIVE ME BACK MY FLAG! YOU SHILLS! YOU KEKS! KEKISTANI LIVES!! (audible voice screeching)
>American activism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bzRE/xet Fri 05 May 2017 15:40:58 No.87264 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240
/pol/ was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BAIT0W7d Fri 05 May 2017 15:42:01 No.87296 Report

Quoted By: >>96833

>be jewish
>2017
>exist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:karsfWUS Fri 05 May 2017 15:49:14 No.87587 Report

Quoted By: >>87664

>>87090
>be australian on /bant/
>american quotes you
>doesn't make any sense
>he gets shot

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LHrThW7i Fri 05 May 2017 15:50:20 No.87616 Report

Quoted By: >>87840

>>87240
Wew. I was having a laf initially but then it got kind of sad. Whole lotta first worlders acting like animals. What are they even protesting against?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 15:52:01 No.87664 Report

Quoted By: >>87895 >>88592

>>87587
>be Australian
>too distracted with dodging drop bears to notice I was quoting a polack and quoted you by mistake
>get culturally enriched

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f/HrVSQg Fri 05 May 2017 15:58:46 No.87840 Report

Quoted By: >>88592

>>87616
It's spoiled trustfund commies who've never worked for a living showing solidarity with actual workers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uiWSi+5P Fri 05 May 2017 16:00:42 No.87895 Report

Quoted By:

>>87664
>australia
>bears
>he doesn't know about based tone

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Anonymous ID:RIB7iioe Fri 05 May 2017 16:07:46 No.88092 Report

Quoted By: >>88592

>be American

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cr+I3i5C Fri 05 May 2017 16:15:19 No.88346 Report

Quoted By: >>88361 >>88575 >>97277

>>85678
>>85965
Are we legitimately the only country to do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrNn5LIf Fri 05 May 2017 16:15:46 No.88361 Report

Quoted By:

>>88346
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 16:22:17 No.88575 Report

Quoted By: >>88697

>>88346
Why would you put your shoes in the fridge?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 16:22:57 No.88592 Report

Quoted By: >>89483

>>87664
>>87840
>>86511
>>86543
>>88092
>be american
>4leafposter.jpg
>regularly molest your sister
>she likes it it's only brotherly love. very normal
>one day decide to go full-swing
>"patrisha get on the bed on all fours. moo like a cow and i'll be your cowboy"
>patrisha gets on all fours, fat on feet is enough to evenly sustain her weight by itself without any effort us thinfags would have
>drunk on whiskey and old tequilla, smash like a spazzy whale having a stroke.
>uncle walks in
>"patrisha? joe? *takes off cheap knock-off sunglasses* howly shet!
>"unkel, you don't under-"
>uncel fumbles through intra-body and extra-body grease and sweat, pulls out colt, cocks it
>"unkle staaaaaa-"
>"you've dun it gud dis tiem jeo"
>uncle slips on half-eaten hamburger left on floor
>colt discharges, bullet hits jow
>shit.jpeg
>joe stumbles thru clothing on bed to find his gun
>falls off bed due to extra fat
part 1/2 for now so thread doesnt die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cr+I3i5C Fri 05 May 2017 16:25:51 No.88697 Report

Quoted By: >>88749 >>97277

>>88575
It's for hot days. Just a summertime thing really. Keeps your feet from getting sweaty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMHY7m6y Fri 05 May 2017 16:27:41 No.88749 Report

Quoted By:

>>88697
What the fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 16:28:19 No.88763 Report

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>be Amerilard
>watch Honey BooBoo for parenting advice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0RosUh5 Fri 05 May 2017 16:30:58 No.88837 Report

Quoted By:

>be badillian XD
>be mongey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qGKm/LID Fri 05 May 2017 16:36:13 No.89168 Report

Quoted By:

>>85360
But we don't tip in Sweden?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wVmc5JiD Fri 05 May 2017 16:39:45 No.89297 Report

Quoted By:

>being anything except 'Murican

I honestly pity you all every single day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 16:45:01 No.89483 Report

Quoted By:

>>88592
2/2
>joh grabz colt
>smacks uncle with it until he passes out
>"patrisha we gotta get to teh hospital, i'm bleeding like when our second cousin decided to feed mom the thanksgiving turkey through the wrong whole"
>gets in dad's truck
>drives to hospital
>takes 9999 hours because everything is 5000 miles away
>out of blood and about to pass out, critical condition in hospital bed
>sweaty like a pig
>"hoool' up, hoool' up *gun shots* *screams*"
>hospital is under assault from hill-billies
>ohshit.jpg
>they get to joe and patrisha's room
>joh remembers he still has the gun in his pocket
>takes gun out, tries to point at hill-billy
>can't see thru sights because hands are too fat
>hill-billy is actually panicking
>hill-billy has cardiac arrest in front of joe because of clogged up arteries and the kick you get from the shooting people
>cardiac arrests, gasps and dies in front of joe and patrisha
>in extreme relief, joe lets his hand with the colt soft, he was still pointing at where the hillbilly was because of frozen shock
>hand is so fat and heavy it falls heavier than a brick
>discharges and headshots patrisha
>joe cries, realizes he's the last person alive in the hospital
>finds one third of a bitten hamburger in pocket
>eats it while crying
>arteriesoverclogged.jpeg
>joe has cardiac arrests and bleeds out of bullet hole like a fountain
>joe fucking dies

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Anonymous ID:/k91x291 Fri 05 May 2017 16:46:06 No.89522 Report

Quoted By:

>be Sweden
>watch from your shed as your wife's son rapes your wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nev3lVoN Fri 05 May 2017 16:48:31 No.89613 Report

Quoted By:

>be me, American
>European cousin coming to visit
>excited to show him what my country has to offer
>waiting for him at the train station
>he arrives, draped in a burned, feces-smeared American flag
>I greet him and ask about his clothing choice
>He replied
>”Murrifats. Culture.”
>”E-excuse me?”
>”Murrifats. White”
>I ask him what a Murrifat is.
>He begins obnoxiously clapping in my face, as if he’s referring to something I’m supposed to understand
>I shrug it off
>He asks where my mobility scooter is
>Inform him that I don’t use one
>A look of utter confusion comes across his face
>Take him on a tour of my hometown
>Entire time, he has a disgusted scowl on his face
>Asks me why there aren’t poor people dying in the streets and gunfights around every corner
>I tell him I don’t understand
>”Murrifats. In charge of speaking English”
>We get to war memorial at park
>He spits on it
>I tell him how rude that is
>He begins bleating on about American imperialism and how the Soviet Union were the true liberators of Europe and Asia
>He then starts clapping in my face obnoxiously again. I still don’t understand what he’s referring to, but he evidently thinks it’s hysterical

(to be continued…)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nev3lVoN Fri 05 May 2017 16:49:04 No.89670 Report

Quoted By: >>89697

>Feeling uncomfortable, I decide to take him to get food
>Small sandwich shop everyone in town loves
>He orders first
>”Where are the burger?”
>Old lady behind counter looks confused
>I explain that he’s from Europe
>She asks which country and he reluctantly answers
>”Oh yes, that’s a beautiful country” she replies, “That’s where my family came from”
>I see blood vessels bulging on the back of his neck, beads of sweat forming at his hair line. He’s breathing heavily.
>He slowly leans into the old woman’s face and without warning screams “MUH HERITAGE!” at the top of his lungs
>Starts furiously clapping in her face
>I have to restrain and pull him back. I apologize to the old woman
>Visibly shaken, she meekly replies “H-have a nice d-day”
>This comment only seems to make him angrier
>Our food arrives and we initially eat in silence
>”Fatty” he says, ostensibly addressing me, despite my relatively low BMI, “where is Albania?”
>He has an incredibly smug look on his face
>”Albania? It’s a tiny country across the Adriatic sea from Italy, south of Serbia and Montenegro, north of Greece”
>The color drains from his face
>His expression is now one of extreme distress and paranoia
>”M-murrifats. Education” he replies, sheepishly
>I still don’t understand what a Murrifat is

(to be continued…)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nev3lVoN Fri 05 May 2017 16:49:34 No.89697 Report

Quoted By: >>89947

>>89670
>Decide to smooth things over, ask him if he’d like a beer afterwards
>”Murrifat beer. Pisswater. Pick both” he replies
>I continue
>”I know the stereotype about American pale lager, but things have changed a lot in the last 20 years. There’s an excellent ale I know of that’s produced by a local brewery just down the street”
>My cousin goes completely stoic
>I instantly realize that I must have crossed some sort of line
>He just sits there for a minute, occasionally twitching
>It’s almost as if his brain has been overloaded
>He drops to the floor and begins writhing
>I’m about to get help when suddenly he leaps back up to his feet and takes in the largest breath of air I’ve ever seen
>”MUUUUUUH MICROBREEEEEEEWS!”
>restaurant windows shatter
>my eardrums nearly rupture
>He is now ripping off his clothes and shrieking
>Old lady behind register is going for phone
>He promptly shits into his hand and chucks it at her, knocking her off of her feet
>He leaps out the window, still in the throes of defecation
>Police arrive
>Yell at him to surrender
>He lunges at them, grabbing one officer and mauling his face
>Grabs disabled officer’s gun and starts to raise it
>Other officer fires, hitting him in the chest
>My cousin falls to the ground
>I rush over
>He’s barely clinging to life
>I ask him why he did it
>He motions me closer
>”Be Murrifat…” he begins with his last dying breath, coughing up blood
>”…Get shot”
>Falls to the ground, lifeless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 16:56:17 No.89947 Report

Quoted By: >>90248

>>89697
that's pretty arrogant dude
making fun of us europeans like that
we made you dude
your european stereotypes are bullshit and so untrue
ugh so ignorant, go back to your shooting range

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kvb5R+Y3 Fri 05 May 2017 17:02:05 No.90209 Report

Quoted By:

>>85965
>be swede
>put veteran in the freezer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nev3lVoN Fri 05 May 2017 17:02:57 No.90248 Report

Quoted By: >>90422 >>90860

>>89947

The only thing Romania ever made is poor people

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qi4v2Sx1 Fri 05 May 2017 17:03:38 No.90264 Report

Quoted By:

>>86200
checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kBVVFxd9 Fri 05 May 2017 17:04:21 No.90287 Report

Quoted By:

>>85283
https://discord gg/mPx8aF3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrNn5LIf Fri 05 May 2017 17:08:41 No.90422 Report

Quoted By:

>>90248
Give the dirtniggers some credit, they also invented several exotic diseases

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 17:22:57 No.90860 Report

Quoted By: >>91058

>>90248
oileu nut truu
romania of best cuntry
we ar e of descendants of romans and of dacians and of *intelligible babble*
protochronism is not of real thing, is jewish lye to take glorious romanian land
we of beat turks with our smol army centuries ago liek 3 tiems
we of hav long tradition democracy after turkroach get defeated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Romania#Interwar_years
bestest eastern european economy!!! untill stalin of hate us for help hitler and punish us with worst gommunism of est europ
then rumania force socdems instead
iz not our fault
MURICA ONLY OF DO MILITARY STUF AND BAD MOVIES AND FAKE MOON LANDING
ROMANIA STRONK, GTFO BOZGOR REEEEEEEEE *incoherent* RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UicMdFnI Fri 05 May 2017 17:24:03 No.90887 Report

Quoted By:

>be swedish
>ban trucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5nkMIxBG Fri 05 May 2017 17:26:22 No.90930 Report

Quoted By:

>>85678
Wait what

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrNn5LIf Fri 05 May 2017 17:30:19 No.91058 Report

Quoted By: >>91218

>>90860
I laffed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 17:35:57 No.91218 Report

Quoted By: >>91823

>>91058
stooped imerialist of always laff at our struggles
of never help, only sit like cunt on cunty island and of shag sheep and cry about scotsman

but seriously can anyone here self-deprecate their cuntry using insider knowledge? would be fun. totally not my fetish or anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fs0XvZNp Fri 05 May 2017 17:36:51 No.91244 Report

Quoted By:

>>85283
I actually laughed. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 17:50:39 No.91823 Report

Quoted By:

>>91218
Oh, I know, I know :D

>be rromanian
>get sick
>go to hospital
>die of nosocomial infection

FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HfjJWrGw Fri 05 May 2017 17:54:19 No.91967 Report

Quoted By:

>>85283
hehe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:egBMPGls Fri 05 May 2017 17:55:35 No.92011 Report

Quoted By:

>>85755
To be fair, the Opium Wars were a pretty big deal too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HfjJWrGw Fri 05 May 2017 17:55:49 No.92024 Report

Quoted By: >>92213

>>85889
now would it be in poor taste to push the towers over?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kzH3CsrP Fri 05 May 2017 17:57:52 No.92122 Report

Quoted By:

>>85889
Oh my fucking god.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hPJ9z7vD Fri 05 May 2017 17:59:37 No.92191 Report

Quoted By:

>>85606
>this post
>this flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IcjN5l1A Fri 05 May 2017 17:59:58 No.92211 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>be fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pcI5y0Fm Fri 05 May 2017 18:00:01 No.92213 Report

Quoted By: >>92316

>>92024
Someone should look for one of those remote controlled airplanes in the toy section and crash it against the soda towers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:02:43 No.92316 Report

Quoted By: >>95389

>>92213
while wearing a rubber george bush mask

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qujtUbTd Fri 05 May 2017 18:03:35 No.92348 Report

Quoted By: >>92408 >>92464 >>92539

>>85283
Better to tip the microwave 20% than tip the microwave my whole country and culture, despite the fact it only blew up on a child instead of making food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JMUpC+XF Fri 05 May 2017 18:05:10 No.92408 Report

Quoted By: >>93016

>>92348
>this mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pcI5y0Fm Fri 05 May 2017 18:06:48 No.92464 Report

Quoted By:

>>92348
>Better to tip the microwave 20% than tip the microwave my whole country and culture, despite the fact it only blew up on a child instead of making food.
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:08:20 No.92539 Report

Quoted By:

>>92348
what's your favourite cholesterol level? do you choose by taste or does it say in big letters on the package? do you push a button on your packages so it reads itself out out loud in case you can't read? what if you forget how to push the button and somehow get squashed by your furniture/get shot by a nigger/die in microwave explosion because not putting the wrong whit in your microwave is very demanding of your superior murican knowledge?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lykgdVAi Fri 05 May 2017 18:09:30 No.92580 Report

Quoted By: >>92612

>>85283
>be american
>enjoying a diet of deep-fried snickers™ and diet coke™
>my not-corrupt medicineman™ wrote a paper saying it was cool
>my heart hurts, must be Hillary deleting her emails through the interdimensional plane of my basement incidentally triggering the reptilian leprechauns living in my ass, causing them to conspire against my physical body
>wake up in an hospital chamber, no longer covered by Obamacare™
>my insurance™ retracted my contract™ because I violated the license user agreement™ by getting an heart stroke so a cop comes in and shoot me in the back twice as a warning
>but it's o k a y because the Constitution™ says I can shoot a nigger in my backyard if he reach for his backpack while I am fucking my sister if there is loud country music playing in the distance

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 18:10:18 No.92612 Report

Quoted By: >>92686 >>92729

>>92580
>step by step guide to American dieting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pcI5y0Fm Fri 05 May 2017 18:10:52 No.92640 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>still uses feet and farenheit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:12:17 No.92686 Report

Quoted By:

>>92612
>diet
>coke

>have to use calculator to convert any measurement

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zcW2wtM Fri 05 May 2017 18:13:26 No.92729 Report

Quoted By: >>93476

>>92612
>step by step
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:izgV7ml1 Fri 05 May 2017 18:13:27 No.92730 Report

Quoted By: >>92882 >>92886

>>85360
>Sweden
>Tipping

Tyrone's obviously on a govt. payroll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/3oCs/M Fri 05 May 2017 18:14:41 No.92783 Report

Quoted By:

>>85405
>be german
>be autistic abour everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZkdFfqC Fri 05 May 2017 18:15:43 No.92815 Report

Quoted By: >>94983

>>86733
this probably looks weird to Eurocucks but I know people like this

god bless america

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 18:16:39 No.92850 Report

Quoted By:

>American exercise routine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:17:45 No.92882 Report

Quoted By:

>>92730
>be norwegian
>want to do thing
>interrupted by men in uniform who enter house through IKEA door made by swedistan
>"Læffy, yuo must of go to army. It is of duty."
>this is okay. forced conscription is good
>waste 6 months doing buttshit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 18:17:48 No.92886 Report

Quoted By: >>93080

>>92730
>be in Norway
>murder someone
>get out of prison after 7 years of '''''''rehabilitation''''''''

Socialist countries in charge of justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qujtUbTd Fri 05 May 2017 18:21:14 No.93016 Report

Quoted By: >>94983

>>92408
Don't you have a spoon to get arrested for?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lykgdVAi Fri 05 May 2017 18:23:11 No.93080 Report

Quoted By: >>93179 >>93682

>>92886
>be in Romania
>be the most corrupt, dirty, tax-evasing gypsy out of all the gypsies
>career through the ecclesiarchy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cvjZCZ8t Fri 05 May 2017 18:23:49 No.93096 Report

Quoted By: >>94983

>>85405 (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 18:26:30 No.93179 Report

Quoted By: >>93207 >>93446

>>93080
This is extremely specific, there's no way that you're not romanian. Vasile, come back here you unpatriotic piece of shit, the country needs you.

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 18:27:19 No.93207 Report

Quoted By: >>93597 >>94983

>>93179
>Romania literally has to beg their citizens to come back to their country

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lykgdVAi Fri 05 May 2017 18:35:39 No.93446 Report

Quoted By:

>>93179
I dont know what ur talking about
I just have a romanian friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:36:52 No.93476 Report

Quoted By:

>>92729
>be french
>1945
>near frontline against germany
>ameritards in front get lost in woods, have to defend against german counterattack
>see through binoculars a few old and underrage volkssturm germans apporaching carefully
>sacrebleu.jpg
>germans are getting close
>whole battalion of frenchmen vs them
>"sacre bleu, we cannot let verdun repeat"
>rip white bit of french flag and use for surrender
>throw guns away as far as possible
>become POW of a few kids and geezers who actually wanted to surrender to you
>have to awkwardly escort 9999 frenchmen while there's only 7 of them
>not fight because literally would be 2nd verdun
>2 hours later
>bomb coincidentially lands on germans who were holding you captive
>imfree.jpg
>take k98 from german
>see only one bloodied injured german who survived
>sacre bleu.jpeg
>surrender
>end war as POW
>whole battalion never speaks of it again
>french empire falls
>"this is bien. francais is still of best country. everyone else can go sit on dick :DD"

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Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 18:40:00 No.93597 Report

Quoted By:

>>93207
>USA literally has to build walls to stop shitskins from flooding their country and taking their jerbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 18:41:06 No.93682 Report

Quoted By:

>>93080
of best priests
they are only commmunicate to actual god, not like other shitty foreign priests
does not matter of wear gold as crown and drive mercedes to church
very modest
very christian
better than politicians who be stealing our money all day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 18:57:50 No.94596 Report

Quoted By: >>94728 >>95160 >>95681

>be moldovan
>new presidential election
>many people vote for the good guys (not goys)
>commies decide to turn the tides in their favor
>collects as many ruskis as possible from across the country
>give em a nice sum to vote for them like the good goys that they are
>put them in buses to send the ruskis to the polling centers to vote for them
>ruskis too retarded to understand why they were sent to the polling center but still vote for the commies
>you can easily find interviews of ruskis being asked why they came to the polling center and them having no idea why they are there
>commies win because of idiot ruskis
>commies planning to revoke the European Association decree and fixing the relations with Russia
>mfw you will never have a country that will not be destroyed by ruskis
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous ID:q3QWZSqN Fri 05 May 2017 18:58:23 No.94610 Report

Quoted By: >>94983

>be American
>ask people how they are
>one person tells you how they actually are
>spaghetti starts flying out of your pockets
Why are amerifats so bad at conversation honestly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cGHQMW5V Fri 05 May 2017 18:59:07 No.94649 Report

Quoted By: >>94925

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 19:01:04 No.94728 Report

Quoted By: >>95160

>>94596
>be moldovan
That's where you're wrong, kidoo
You're either a Romanian or a filthy Ivan.
So, which one is it, cunt ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MId/9arc Fri 05 May 2017 19:02:26 No.94779 Report

Quoted By: >>95100

>be american
>get made fun of by a mongolian horse archer on a russian sweatpants trading website
>shoot up the local mcdonalds in a murderous, uncontrolled rage
>come to your senses
>realize that there is nobody left alive who can make burgers on your street and you would have to walk for half a minute to get to the next one
>get shot by yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 19:05:53 No.94925 Report

Quoted By: >>95679

>>94649
>be Eurocuck
>get attacked on the street
>pull out knife
>wait, that's illegal
>grab a stick
>wait, still illegal gotta use equal force
>bust out sweet karate moves and beat the shit out of attacker
>get arrested anyway
>go to prison
>get ass fucked everyday for the next 2 years by your cellmates
He he, checkmate amerifats :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Pqa9Rur Fri 05 May 2017 19:07:20 No.94978 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw all the things eurofags talk shit about america for are due to niggers
>tfw eurofags let more and more niggers flood their countries

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 19:07:29 No.94983 Report

Quoted By: >>95173

>>94610 (reference)
>>93207
>>93096
>>93016
>>92815
how are you ameritards?
good/fine/nice/unoriginal = shoot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dljperan Fri 05 May 2017 19:10:15 No.95100 Report

Quoted By:

>>94779
jews ruins everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRThjdnX Fri 05 May 2017 19:10:23 No.95109 Report

Quoted By:

>be gun
>get american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B5D9fdoH Fri 05 May 2017 19:11:17 No.95147 Report

Quoted By:

>Be American
>Pray at your Wal-Mart sponsored Mega-Church every day
>Go to bed with dreams of the South rising again dancing in your head
>Die choking on a burger in your sleep
>Get shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 19:11:39 No.95160 Report

Quoted By: >>95303

>>94596
>be moldovan in foreign country
>same presidential elections
>visit the Moldovan embassy to vote for the good guys
>huge line at the embassy
>about 3 km (not fucking joking)
>arrived at about 9:00 am
>currently 1:30 pm
>line still long
>i havent voted yet
>suddenly,one of the workers emerges out of the embassy
>"Sorry guys but we ran out of voting paper"
>wtf.jpg
>people start protesting and yelling to let them vote for their president
>shitstorm issues
>later that day,news announce that about 1000000+ voting papers were lost when they were sent by plane in the other countries
>mfw realized commies derailed the plains so that foreign citizens cant vote for the good guys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COMMIE FUCKING FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>94728
mai incet,Ionica.
dupa cetatenie,eu sunt moldovean.
dupa natie,eu sunt roman.
intelege diferenta :)

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Anonymous ID:3lMBX7gj Fri 05 May 2017 19:12:05 No.95173 Report

Quoted By: >>96120

>>94983
>romania's attempt at bantz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRThjdnX Fri 05 May 2017 19:13:01 No.95216 Report

Quoted By:

>be white gun
>living in united states of gun
>see nigger gun
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 19:15:08 No.95303 Report

Quoted By: >>95526

>>95160
>eu sunt roman.
Daca zici tu, Boris.
Oricum, nu te impacienta, o sa va anexam in curand :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7stPdQHw Fri 05 May 2017 19:17:19 No.95389 Report

Quoted By:

>>92316
>Not an Israeli flag shirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 19:20:41 No.95526 Report

Quoted By: >>95867

>>95303
>Boris
>dupa 2 postari unde eu imi exprim ura fata de rusi si de comunisti
se intelege ca ti-a intrat praf in ochi cind ai citit postarile mele,nu?
Indata ce ai citit "moldovean",indata fundul tau a inceput sa arda de parca e pe plita.
dar fie...
anexare sa fie anexare :DDDDD
si cit mai curind,frate tigan :DDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cGHQMW5V Fri 05 May 2017 19:24:33 No.95679 Report

Quoted By: >>97137

>>94925
UBERKEK
I once stabbed someone in self defence and i had to just pay fee.
And we dont have nignogs and shitskins everywhere so almost nothing happening in Poland. Jokes on you FAG

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Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 19:24:34 No.95681 Report

Quoted By:

>>94596
>be romanian
>second you get out of the house you see retards who worship "saint" bones and think microphones are holy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPLDHRHZFE
>gypsy parasytes begging at street corners
>almost everyone you meet outside the internet in romania is retarded
>"why are you not proud of your country bruh" they ask me in romanian
>go to foreign country
>do cheeky bantz and make friends
>then people ask "where are you from anon"
>"r-...romania"
>"lol gtfo gipsyshit"
>feel this feel with me, lurker-san
wait this is 4chan
we're all autistic

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Anonymous ID:reF3g+Iv Fri 05 May 2017 19:25:06 No.95708 Report

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>be american
>order quadruple extra cheese bacon double beefhamturkey burger for my son
>get quintuple turbocancheese ultra-ham burger with extra goose fat and a side of double fried crispy hot dogs for myself
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 19:28:28 No.95867 Report

Quoted By: >>96148

>>95526
Coaie, sunteti suboameni, nu te supara.
Am avut nefericita placere de a interactiona cu destui dintre voi si am realizat ca sunteti mai idioti si betivi decat moldoveanul de Romania, lucru destul de greu de imaginat.
Plus ca mai vorbiti si un cacat de corcitura intre romana si rusa.
>frate tigan :D
Pai nu ziceai ca esti roman, Ivanovici ? Iti arati intr-un final adevarata fata ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reF3g+Iv Fri 05 May 2017 19:30:54 No.95993 Report

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>>85889
do you get deported for taking anything off that display?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 19:33:38 No.96120 Report

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>>95173
how are you tho?
can you ever answer the question originally, let's say if your life were to depend on it?
curiosityfag here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 19:34:31 No.96148 Report

Quoted By: >>96408

>>95867
>nu intelege sarcasm pe 4chan
wew lad
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Anonymous ID:DadAMURh Fri 05 May 2017 19:40:17 No.96408 Report

Quoted By: >>96853

>>96148
>nu stie sa articuleze cuvintele corect in limba ''''''materna''''''''
Everything checks out. Moldovan 100%.

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Anonymous ID:nKIB2vzc Fri 05 May 2017 19:45:15 No.96610 Report

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>>85360
>American tipping culture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgS2tzs/ Fri 05 May 2017 19:49:42 No.96833 Report

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>>87296
Due to the inherent truth of national socialism, I can tell you without doubt that jews, as wierd as it might sound, do not actually existst, but rather constructed an ideology (zionism). By accepting this truth we can say that every jew today is, in fact, a victim of judaism.

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Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 19:50:01 No.96853 Report

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>>96408
>cauta pricini sa se certe cu rarii lurkers moldoveni pe un forum chinezesc infestat de normali
doamne fute dar enervant mai este,nu gluma.
eu te sfatuiesc sa te calmezi si sa nu te comporti ca un cocalar care zilnic se fute in cur cu un salam in cinstea lui Florin Salam. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C9qRIrSY Fri 05 May 2017 19:55:18 No.97137 Report

Quoted By: >>97736

>>95679
>be polish
>everything is clean
>visit neighbour
>neighbor shows off house, gets to toilet
>vision blurs, blood pressure skyrockets
>"what's wrong, polish anon?"
>"th-the... *snarls* toileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt"
>small shit spot on toilet bowl
>both poles panic, autistic polish noises
>look for cleaning supplies
>literally shocked high on adrenaline, confused and babbling in polish
>cleaningsuppliesnotfound.exe
>more adrenaline
>emergency cleaning supplies then
>emergencycleaningsuppliesnotfound.exe
>*incoherent delusional polish babble*
>emergency emergency polska stronk cleaning supplies then
>emergency polish toilet brush LOCATED
>"the toilet must be cleansed!!!111"
>moving towards toilet with brush in hand so fast, breaching sound barrier
>gets on polish knees
>cleans polish toilet with the might of hercules moving continents
>spit drooling out of mouth
>still can't see own face reflecting in toilet
>keeps brushing toilet with the might of zeus himself and the skillz of hephaistos
>still_can't_see_own_reflection.exe
>suddenly eveything becomes white
>deafening noise
>basically hiroshima
>light dissipates
>EVERYTHING is shiny and reflects polish faces
>hyperadrenaline meltdown
>has to lie down to relax
>"nice job polish-kun. really had me worried there i'd never see my face reflecting in a toilet bowl again"
>tfw when polish people are actually good at something other than buburuzniks

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Anonymous ID:I/GRzCc6 Fri 05 May 2017 19:58:19 No.97277 Report

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>>88346
>>88697
What? That's not a thing, you idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QbiATYVY Fri 05 May 2017 20:07:59 No.97736 Report

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>>97137
they are also good into not going to space.
also open-world RPGs.

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