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Anonymous ID:JYlG42FS Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:11:30 No.8528855 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8529370

>meanwhile, aboard the USS /bant/...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yecYZzk4 Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:12:46 No.8528857 Report

Quoted By: >>8528859 >>8528864

lads, i think theres a gayposter among us
how do we deal with this issue?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TX9tEkLw Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:14:11 No.8528859 Report

Quoted By: >>8528863 >>8528864

>>8528857
hmmm.... tricky situation

Everyone needs to fuck you in the ass and if someone cums they're gay. We will need to go through all 120 members...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yecYZzk4 Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:15:16 No.8528863 Report

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>>8528859
slit your throat faggot
i propose an inquisition

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:17:56 No.8528864 Report

Quoted By: >>8528874

>>8528857
Okay which one of you....
>>8528859
FAGGOT! Blast him out the airlock.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qAf69enZ Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:18:16 No.8528866 Report

Quoted By: >>8528892 >>8529369

Can we have a gym? Let's turn one of the cabins into a gym.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yecYZzk4 Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:25:53 No.8528874 Report

Quoted By: >>8528886

>>8528864
i was too busy seething at his faggotry that i hadnt realized he was a faggot
indeed he should be thrown into space

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:28:58 No.8528886 Report

Quoted By: >>8529015 >>8529207

>>8528874
YES! The last thing we want on this ship is homos fagging it up butt fucking everything they can. Absolutely sickening. I propose we run a psychological test on all crew to weed out the gays.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+JF1ak4Y Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:30:32 No.8528887 Report

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I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A PSYCHIATRIST.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBf6sktU Sat 10 Aug 2019 04:33:15 No.8528892 Report

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>>8528866
That is what the holodeck is for, ensign. You can't let yourself get fat when Romulans might attack at any moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JYlG42FS Sat 10 Aug 2019 05:08:07 No.8528996 Report

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no one on the ship is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Clt2hdfd Sat 10 Aug 2019 05:15:31 No.8529015 Report

Quoted By: >>8529224

>>8528886
good to know someone's still sane here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6Y2CMnl3 Sat 10 Aug 2019 06:24:06 No.8529170 Report

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Hello

ahem

May i pelease have your shields lowered, prepare to be ass imilated thx

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 06:37:09 No.8529205 Report

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Guys we are out of beer again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:93U2lvVd Sat 10 Aug 2019 06:38:29 No.8529207 Report

Quoted By: >>8529224

>>8528886
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 06:43:49 No.8529224 Report

Quoted By: >>8529237 >>8529304 >>8529373

>>8529015
>>8529207
Alright you ALLEGED straights. What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:93U2lvVd Sat 10 Aug 2019 06:47:49 No.8529237 Report

Quoted By: >>8529276

>>8529224
i wanted to get a better look at her face. saw her pigtails and felt grossed out. makes me think the person holding the camera is "daddy," and why he uploaded a picture of his nude gf.
0/10 - would not this whore

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:08:45 No.8529276 Report

Quoted By: >>8529289

>>8529237
Get into the airlock gay boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:93U2lvVd Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:12:32 No.8529289 Report

Quoted By: >>8529296

>>8529276
>anime
you ousted yourself as a queer, i have to negate your verdict and put in in the airlock instead. say hi to jupiter for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:14:57 No.8529296 Report

Quoted By: >>8529301

>>8529289
Objection. You said to an anime post that it was based. Now you're flip flopping to try to save face when called out for being a faggot. Execute this fag!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:93U2lvVd Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:16:51 No.8529301 Report

Quoted By: >>8529347

>>8529296
cleaver ploy... for an animefag. say good night.

MAX SETTINGS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wBqkU9FJ Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:18:57 No.8529304 Report

Quoted By: >>8529347

>>8529224
sauce

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 07:41:15 No.8529347 Report

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>>8529301
Trying to appeal to authority with a shitty meme? No chance sodomite. Degenerates like you belong in the airlock.
>>8529304
Correct. You pass and may stay on the ship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7R5UL1k5 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:02:14 No.8529369 Report

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>>8528866
We could turn you into a gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVLjo9A2 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:02:14 No.8529370 Report

Quoted By: >>8529377

>>8528855
Bitácora del capitán.... ME CAGO EN DIOS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:03:47 No.8529373 Report

Quoted By: >>8529396

>>8529224
she cute, cute boobs. would fug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:04:17 No.8529377 Report

Quoted By: >>8529385 >>8529394

>>8529370
Not speaking american on an american ship? Into the airlock with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:07:30 No.8529385 Report

Quoted By: >>8529394 >>8529396

>>8529377
You are doing good work, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVLjo9A2 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:09:23 No.8529394 Report

Quoted By: >>8529398

>>8529377
>>8529385
*ahem* USA has no oficial language

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:09:51 No.8529396 Report

Quoted By: >>8529402

>>8529373
>>8529385
Sucking up to a superior tasked with weeding out dissident behavior? I'm onto you kiss ass. Tell me fellow heterosexual when you have a girls pussy in your face what's the first thing you want to do to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:10:45 No.8529398 Report

Quoted By: >>8529411 >>8529474

>>8529394
USA? Anon this is the Federation. The USA hasn't existed for thousands of years. And we in the federation have taken to speaking the universal language of English.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:12:24 No.8529402 Report

Quoted By: >>8529411

>>8529396
Breath deep sir. Asses the pussy situation. Determine whether she has a sexually transmitted disease. At the same time, revel is the pussy smell and, assuming she is clean, eat that pussy like it's my last meal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:15:41 No.8529411 Report

Quoted By: >>8529415

>>8529398
>>8529402
You can stay on my crew lad. You've done well to assert your heterosexuality. I'll bet you've even kissed a girl. You been kissing lots of girls lately lad?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:16:43 No.8529415 Report

Quoted By: >>8529420

>>8529411
I've done more than just kiss girls, sir. And I don't regret it one bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:17:58 No.8529420 Report

Quoted By: >>8529423

>>8529415
Top shit m8. I'd give you a pat on the back but I've never touched another man other than a handshake in my entire life. My son still bitches about it. Now about these gays. We gotta find a more efficient way to weed them out. So far it has been very very slow. I'm open to suggestions from cleared crew members.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:20:42 No.8529423 Report

Quoted By: >>8529430

>>8529420
If I may sir, only true men aren't gay. And any true man will gladly die for the hetero cause. Any man who isn't willing to die for the cause is definitely a dirty gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:24:42 No.8529430 Report

Quoted By: >>8529432 >>8529435

>>8529423
Agree but this is a piss poor method of efficiently psychologically screening potential gays in hiding. They can adapt too quickly. Gays are naturally repulsed by the beautiful female form. We should begin posting naked women around the ship and the areas where the posters have been taken down or ripped is where gays most likely are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:26:00 No.8529432 Report

Quoted By: >>8529444

>>8529430
Gays also dislike beer so we should get some more I'm just saying fellas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:26:51 No.8529435 Report

Quoted By: >>8529444

>>8529430
But sir, could they not adapt to that as well? They will realize that they have to resist seeing the female form to avoid being purged. There must be a more surefire way

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:31:00 No.8529444 Report

Quoted By: >>8529448 >>8529451

>>8529432
Yeah but they like pussy beers like Smirnoff Ice and shit. If I see one god damn flavored beer someone's going into the airlock.
>>8529435
What about an injection we could give all the crew that reacts with something only gays would naturally interact with or have in abnormal amounts in their body? So they would get a visible skin rash or something to identify them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:32:13 No.8529448 Report

Quoted By: >>8529454

>>8529444
Leave it to me, Sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:34:02 No.8529451 Report

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>>8529444
I think that is our best bet. You can't adapt to the injection as it is not something you can mentally adapt to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:34:41 No.8529454 Report

Quoted By: >>8529483

>>8529448
Just answer me one question. What is your favorite part of sex with a woman? For me it's bangs every time. When you're just banging into her hearing the slap of her thighs and pussy against you god damn it gets me hard as diamond. Almost as hard as when I feel her juices dripping down my balls. Almost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yfg9mU/q Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:42:34 No.8529474 Report

Quoted By: >>8529481

>>8529398
>thousands of years
More like a couple hundred at most, the USA seems to have existed at least as a independently administrative entity into the 22nd century while the USS /bant/ appears to be an Excelsior class starship which were in service to Starfleet from the late 23rd century into the late 24th century.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9m0yHCBN Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:43:46 No.8529476 Report

Quoted By: >>8529481

A fresh new batch of boys and cocks to lustfully rape... Mmh... I'll sure have my fun here...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:45:24 No.8529481 Report

Quoted By: >>8529485

>>8529474
>>8529476
AIR
LOCK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:46:18 No.8529483 Report

Quoted By: >>8529502

>>8529454
Ah i simply love knowing that we are two humans doing exactly what were designed to do, to create more life on this earth just like nature intended.
I also like bouncing tits, they always make me happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Hqwcm4NN Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:46:44 No.8529484 Report

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i'm bored
space sucks
i don't wanna get out of bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9m0yHCBN Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:46:47 No.8529485 Report

Quoted By: >>8529502

>>8529481
Shouting airlock like an idiot won't help you, honey. Only I can help you~

USS /bant/ Anti-gay Security Chief N*E

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USS /bant/ Anti-gay Security Chief N*E ID:krhnMs34 Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:52:29 No.8529502 Report

Quoted By: >>8529514 >>8529516

>>8529483
Alright good. Bouncing titties make all of us happy. Something about them all jiggly just makes you want to want to have them jiggle all over you. Sometimes I think about a titty bed but I can't think of a way to make it without it being horrific. I gotta catch some sleep. You're in charge lad. Don't let me down. Get that beer.
>>8529485
Oh yeah and someone throw this trash in the garbage compactor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:58:14 No.8529514 Report

Quoted By: >>8529516

>>8529502
A titty pillow could do nicely, you can count on me, Sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 08:58:58 No.8529516 Report

Quoted By: >>8529518

>>8529514
>>8529502
I shall assist as best I can, until my dying breath.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 09:01:01 No.8529518 Report

Quoted By: >>8529530

>>8529516
We are in this together now, my heterosexual comrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 09:05:52 No.8529530 Report

Quoted By: >>8529535

>>8529518
It will be a difficult struggle, fighting off the gay. But it is a fight that must be fought.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4CzdZFK Sat 10 Aug 2019 09:06:41 No.8529535 Report

Quoted By: >>8529552

>>8529530
Indeed, they multiply by the dozens and spread their filth by mere touch.. Emperor preserve us all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdLuUM// Sat 10 Aug 2019 09:10:41 No.8529552 Report

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>>8529535
Remember:
Do not suffer the heretics
Do not give quarter to the heretics
Coral the heretics
and Burn them like the filth they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nEtAJ97V Sat 10 Aug 2019 09:12:54 No.8529557 Report

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IT'S STAFFED FULLY BY /B*NT/OID SCUM AND THUS, THEIR COMBINED INCOMPETENCY WILL SURELY CRASH THAT SHIP BEFORE ANYONE ELSE HAS A CHANCE TO DO SO, BUT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT, LOCK ON AND LAUNCH THE MISSILES BOYS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tGf8svW2 Sat 10 Aug 2019 10:15:22 No.8529654 Report

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*turns off the gellar field*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4V+ADQFN Sat 10 Aug 2019 10:50:26 No.8529723 Report

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I regret to inform you all that due to an irreversible esfores infestation, I have no choice but to engage the ship's self destruct sequence. You are the best and brightest men and faggots I've had the pleasure of exploring the galaxy with, but our time has come to sacrifice ourselves for the greater good.

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Anonymous ID:3QGm+vud Sat 10 Aug 2019 10:51:44 No.8529726 Report

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Um......which way is the bathroom? I can't hold it much longer.

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