Quoted By:
Dan "Carnal Knowledge of a Minor" Schneider
Dan 'spikes the apple cider' Schneider
Dan "She's tighter if she's a fighter" Schneider.
Dan 'The Shitter Obliterator' Schneider
Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat underage vulva" Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
