>>8561039Also for Canada I offer Patrick Chan skater of souls.
They say he scampers around the streets of Vancouver on the nights of a big hockey game.
When the unsophisticated troglodyte Canucks fans stumble outside the hockey stadium in a joyous adrenaline soaked drunken stooper he stalks them.
He chases them down at 55km per hour in his skates, on the hard pavement they spark and set the surrounding area ablaze.
With a flying 360 kick he slices his victims head off and catches it in his teeth all at once.
The hunt is complete, Patrick retreats.
The entire lower East side is leveled to ash.
Thousands of hobos and crack dealers are dead, the Roxy stands proud amongst the destruction because that place refuses to fucking die.
The city is safe for now, but Chan hungers still.
I must prepare, the time for one man to stand up against terror is now.
