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>>8567105>They don't even have nukes! Ours might be fucked and nobody knows where they'll land when we launch them but at least we got some.Canada doesn't need nukes. They have daddy USA nukes to protect them from Iran and DPRK.
>>8567309>We're definitely doing better than ketchup chips and trailer park boys. What else have you guys accomplished? You put gravy on French fries? You put pineapple on pizza? Wow, truly Nobel peace prize worthy, I'm surprised Canada isn't a world superpower.All excellent culinary innovations. Frankly, we should be opening up Canadian cuisine restaurants across the states.
>>8566014>Every American who isn't OP knows that Canada contributes nothing good to the world.Canada is a beacon of love to the world, anon.