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what happened was is your brain knew you weren't supposed to have ears but your body (in the womb) wasn't able to hear your brain because the process had already started and you were forced into having ears against your will by the reproductive process
luckily we live in 2019 and removing your ears to conform with how your brain sees itself is an easy thing. All you gotta do is go to a psychiatrist and answer some questions about how you're transered and you can get on some pills that will shrivel your ears down until you can get Earless Reaffirmation Surgery
They gotta test you in therapy because some freaks out there get aroused on not having ears and we can't have our respectable desire to not have ears sullied with a bunch of ear-hole loving fetishes that just want to prance their ear holes around
