Let me tell you about my adventure in gensokyo,
There I have kissed Suwako and went to the fairy village,
I have raped and burned the entire village there

I have captured the surviving ones that weren't burned alive I grabbed my dagger and skinned them alive and while listening to their hellish screams I wrote a lot of songs

The fairies I have killed were nothing for me I felt no shame nor happiness
But when I found cirno I have put her in the bag and boiled her alive her screams give me an erection,

Oh cirno Fuck you and your fanboys
Your nightmares are just beginning
So have a rest before I will show you the world of pain
No one had balls to stop me while I have killed the fairies
I have not finished yet nor tired
A devil was burning inside me like a fire

Shut the fuck up you little cunts nobody is coming for your rescue as I'm slaughtering cirnofags in cold blood and painting soil in blood
Send my greetings to Suwako as I'm burning the last village
send my greetings to Suwako!