Preparing for future insanity

When I start hearing voices I want to put a face to that voice and a name,
You just cant French kiss an Italian electrical outlet and adapters are traps!

Heanceforth I must buy these foreign outlets to install on my wall,
Some of them look like faces gleefully watching me masturbate those with anthropomorphic plugs are spoilt by this!
Where do I buy these electrical sockets that look like faces it takes too long to find this shit on ebay and shit!

Any advice