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>be me
>middle-aged single mother
>anti wax
>typical karen hairstyle
>scrolling through facebook
>minion memes everywhere
>masturbating to minions
>ffw a day
>a package arrives
>it's a minion dildo
>it's time
>10/10 best dildo ever
>i'm moaning nonstop
>my children hears it
>my neighbor hears it
>everyone in my town hears it
>everyone in earth hears it
>everyone in the fucking multiverse hears it
>i fucking love minions
>minions are love, minions are life
>middle-aged single mother
>anti wax
>typical karen hairstyle
>scrolling through facebook
>minion memes everywhere
>masturbating to minions
>ffw a day
>a package arrives
>it's a minion dildo
>it's time
>10/10 best dildo ever
>i'm moaning nonstop
>my children hears it
>my neighbor hears it
>everyone in my town hears it
>everyone in earth hears it
>everyone in the fucking multiverse hears it
>i fucking love minions
>minions are love, minions are life