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kim x donald

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Kim and Donald were laying down together in the presidential bedroom. Donald was tickling Kims titty. "Tehe" Kim said in a high pitched voice. All of a sudden Obama belly-flopped into the white house. Obama emerged from the rubble wearing nothing but a sports bra. Donald leaped from the bed in an attempt to tackle Obama. Obama then countered Donald by shooting an energy beam from his hands. Donald was then knocked back. Donald then grabbed some viagra and achieved a 3-foot metal penis. Donald stabbed Obama in the chest. Donald then pulled out preparing to thrust one more time. Just then Obama said to Donald, "You have improved since our last duel, but I have only been using forty percent of my power." Obama then pulled out viagra two electric boogaloo from his sports bra. "Oh, my fuckles." Said, Donald. Obama then used his newly acquired 37-foot lightning penis to blast trump back. Kim rushed to trumps aid. "Oh my god, you're about to commit not live." Donald turned to Kim in his final moments. "Kim use the secret weapon on Obama." Trump then turned into particles and vanished away. Kim knew that he must be the one to defeat the almighty Obama. Kim then pulled out a grenade from his fat folds. Kim turned to Obama and said, "This is no ordinary grenade for this is the aids grenade." Obama was stunned into silence. Kim pulled the pin and threw it at Obama. Obama then got infected by mega aids. He was then killed and was never seen again. Kim then turned to what remained of Donald and wept a single tear.