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ARE. THOSE. FUCKING. PORGS????
I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY SCIENCE PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON STAN LEE AND THE DRAGON QUEEN THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!! I WILL LITERALLY NEVER BE ABLE TO CALM DOWN, MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HUMAN EXISTENCE. I THOUGHT THE LAST JEDI TRAILER WAS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER BUT NOW ITS THE SECOND GREATEST THING AND IM LITERALLY SCREAMING!!!!! HISTORIANS WILL TELL TALES ABOUT HOW DISNEY MANAGED TO CONDENSE EVERYTHING TRULY EPIC IN THE UNIVERSE INTO A SINGLE BLACK HOLE SINGULARITY!!!!!!
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DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, YOU SEE THIS? THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE EXCITED FOR MOTHER EFFING STAR WARS, DISNEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER, I LITERALLY CANT WAIT I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP OR EAT OR ANYTHING THIS IS LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HISTORY SINCE ELON MUSK LAUNCHED AN ELECTRIC SPORTS CAR INTO SPACE WHILE PLAYING DAVID BOWIE WHICH WAS SUCH A LITERAL FUCK YEAH SCIENCE MOMENT BY OUR LITERAL REAL LIFE TONY STARK BUT NOW DISNEY LITERALLY MANAGED TO EVEN OUTDO THAT EPIC STYLE EPIC AWESOMENESS TO SUCH AN EPIC NARWHAL BACON DEGREE AND TAKE HYPE TO THE NEXT ANDROMEDA!!! THIS IS LIKE THE TIME THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY EXCEPT IN FREAKIN SPACE!!!! SPIDER MAN AND THANOS DABBING ON A TIE FIGHTER OVER TATOOINE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, ITS SO AMAZING AWESOME SAUCE IT ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT RICK AND MORTY AND DISNEY PROVES SCIENCE IS EVEN COOLER