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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 22:49:44 No.8628733 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8628738 >>8628747 >>8628981 >>8629070

you are walking through rochdale town centre, minding your own business and eating some orange flavoured biscuit-sized cakes when a young girl blocks your path
>oi mate. hand over them jaffa cakes or i'll do yer 'ead in
wutdo?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZzPYmrA Mon 26 Aug 2019 22:52:28 No.8628738 Report

Quoted By: >>8628757

>>8628733
Say “Wanna ‘ave a Shag mate?” And then you will be cool with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xSjez7cY Mon 26 Aug 2019 22:54:54 No.8628747 Report

Quoted By: >>8628757

>>8628733
Inform her that you're actually eating a pack of pim's

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 22:57:57 No.8628757 Report

Quoted By: >>8628800 >>8628839

>>8628738
she will beat you up and take your jaffa cakes and then beat you up some more for calling her a slag
>>8628747
what the heck is a pim?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xSjez7cY Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:10:45 No.8628800 Report

Quoted By: >>8628834

>>8628757
The french jaffa cakes
except better
Want one?
You can also have a raspberry one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:22:05 No.8628834 Report

Quoted By: >>8628858 >>8628869

>>8628800
i do not
they are nothing but a french bastardisation of a traditional british delicacy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZzPYmrA Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:23:06 No.8628839 Report

Quoted By: >>8628874

>>8628757
I wanna adopt the Alice.

Nigāsandoitchi™

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Nigāsandoitchi™ ID:E4AGKElP Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:29:02 No.8628858 Report

Quoted By: >>8628874

>>8628834
here’s your british cuisine bro :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xSjez7cY Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:31:43 No.8628869 Report

Quoted By: >>8628909 >>8628926

>>8628834
but maybe the french make better british delicacies than the british
At least try one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:32:50 No.8628874 Report

Quoted By: >>8628965 >>8628997

>>8628839
you can't do that she already has parents
>>8628858
i live on a diet of freddos and pot noodles

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:37:49 No.8628909 Report

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>>8628869
i don't wanna
they're probably full of garlic and snails

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xzu4+xkz Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:41:15 No.8628926 Report

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>>8628869
>maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tZzPYmrA Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:47:17 No.8628965 Report

Quoted By: >>8629008

>>8628874
I just adopted her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R6sXmUJN Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:48:12 No.8628969 Report

Quoted By: >>8629008

these are my cakes you little pig. but I've got some lead flavored biscuits you can chow down on!! >[

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w2rktsMo Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:50:38 No.8628981 Report

Quoted By: >>8629008

>>8628733
>nice try little girl, show me your bat license or im callin the govna

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w2rktsMo Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:55:49 No.8628997 Report

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>>8628874
hey park the next time you cook instant ramen, just boil the noodles and drain the water, then put the noodles in a pan on a low eat with some butter or oil, add an egg yolk, mix it all up and then add the seasoning. its a game changer bro im telling u

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MQJwNkDb Mon 26 Aug 2019 23:58:37 No.8629008 Report

Quoted By: >>8629044 >>8629072

>>8628965
this isn't adoption
this is kidnapping
>>8628969
they aren't biscuits, they are biscuit sized cakes
>>8628981
you don't need a license
it's perfectly legal to beat up a leaf and steal his cakes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZzPYmrA Tue 27 Aug 2019 00:05:15 No.8629044 Report

Quoted By:

>>8629008
Well she’s mine now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w6V4fcec Tue 27 Aug 2019 00:14:09 No.8629070 Report

Quoted By:

>>8628733
I beg your pardon?
>rapes Alice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R6sXmUJN Tue 27 Aug 2019 00:14:37 No.8629072 Report

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>>8629008
tch! don't you get sassy with me!! you and I both know what I meant!!!! >:o

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