Usually my pizza is coated with a thin layer of grease to represent the italians who's shitty automobiles dont work, sausage to represent the germanics who brought such great inventions as the sausage to north america, red tomato sauce to represent the vegetables we have running this country, bacon to hopefully scare off all the jews and muslims invading us, some green peppers to show our support for the wall to the south, all on top of a thick doughy undercook crust with tells people we have no structure to our country anymore. someone nuke canada please.
