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>be me
>be 21
>Navy
>ship undergoing construction so lots of contractors working on ship
>good chunk veterans but most fresh off the boat immigrants mainly Mexican. Military loves being cheap
>have problem with phantom shitter leaving massive piles of shit in ship
>gets so bad we increase armed watches on ship to stop whoever's is doing it
>start locking rooms and have to escort contractors in and out of spaces checking for shit piles every time
>cleaning stations time to clean the ship
>"Anon your turn to clean shitty space in the back of ship"
>hate it due to it being a dark cold room with no phone service you end up sitting in for an hour
>fuck my life.jpeg
>walk to the space and see light turned on I'm the first person that should be in there and the light should not be on
>confused but assume it's a shitbag who's hiding from cleaning stations
>enter the room and hear multiple men speaking Spanish
>o shit
>preparing how alpha I'm gonna be when I tell these Jose's to get the hell out
>in reality I'm a huge bitch but oh well
>turn corner seeing one of them squatting over with dick out taking a huge shit while the other two are filing on phone
>they see me
>fuck totally freeze up cause wasn't expecting this
>Jose 1 let's out a loud screech at me like some kind of Aztec battle shout
>Jose 2 runs and hides behind some random trash yelling in Spanish
>I'm standing at the doorway in complete shock but finally manage to shout
>"What the fuck are you doing here? Come out now!"
>feel real badass
>Jose 3 taking shit stands up and tries to run. Doesn't pull pants up so his penis is dangling out
>starts running straight towards me
>why me.exe
>not a huge guy but make myself as big as I can to cover door and yell at him to stop
>Jose 2 yells at him in spanish and Jose 3 stops in place
>thank fuck.mp3
>Jose 1 however starts spazzing out and starts running around like a headless chicken
>ends up slipping on huge shit pile and grabs onto Jose 3 only to pull him down on him
>be 21
>Navy
>ship undergoing construction so lots of contractors working on ship
>good chunk veterans but most fresh off the boat immigrants mainly Mexican. Military loves being cheap
>have problem with phantom shitter leaving massive piles of shit in ship
>gets so bad we increase armed watches on ship to stop whoever's is doing it
>start locking rooms and have to escort contractors in and out of spaces checking for shit piles every time
>cleaning stations time to clean the ship
>"Anon your turn to clean shitty space in the back of ship"
>hate it due to it being a dark cold room with no phone service you end up sitting in for an hour
>fuck my life.jpeg
>walk to the space and see light turned on I'm the first person that should be in there and the light should not be on
>confused but assume it's a shitbag who's hiding from cleaning stations
>enter the room and hear multiple men speaking Spanish
>o shit
>preparing how alpha I'm gonna be when I tell these Jose's to get the hell out
>in reality I'm a huge bitch but oh well
>turn corner seeing one of them squatting over with dick out taking a huge shit while the other two are filing on phone
>they see me
>fuck totally freeze up cause wasn't expecting this
>Jose 1 let's out a loud screech at me like some kind of Aztec battle shout
>Jose 2 runs and hides behind some random trash yelling in Spanish
>I'm standing at the doorway in complete shock but finally manage to shout
>"What the fuck are you doing here? Come out now!"
>feel real badass
>Jose 3 taking shit stands up and tries to run. Doesn't pull pants up so his penis is dangling out
>starts running straight towards me
>why me.exe
>not a huge guy but make myself as big as I can to cover door and yell at him to stop
>Jose 2 yells at him in spanish and Jose 3 stops in place
>thank fuck.mp3
>Jose 1 however starts spazzing out and starts running around like a headless chicken
>ends up slipping on huge shit pile and grabs onto Jose 3 only to pull him down on him
