So, /bant/, has there ever been a time when you acted like a total chad and felt good about yourself?
I've been turning slowly into one recently and this happened to me, which I thought was really cool-
>be walking around
>ask this dudebro for a cig
>he does that thing when ppl just lift their one cig they're smoking as if saying "I only have this one" and it's annoying
>I look at him, then to his cig, then at him again with a blank expression
>wait for him to say something back, and use his words like a real human being interacting with another, all while looking straight into his eyes
>he gets it after a while and goes like "uh-eh, sorry dude I only havbprrprb- have thiz one"
>I say "no problem, man, have a nice day" and move on

So what are your stories?