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If Trump is so great for business why can't I get a fucking job?

Anonymous ID:yanSjKA8 Fri 05 May 2017 15:19:55 No.86576 View View Reply Original Report

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I have a fucking engineering degree... please help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l1ynB4o9 Fri 05 May 2017 15:23:19 No.86685 Report

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Fucking kek, even those cringey MLP theme resumes are better than that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7u5BXru Fri 05 May 2017 15:24:01 No.86712 Report

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>>86576
>gaming
You may as well put "sexing drugged prepubescent kids" in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QUllGiXV Fri 05 May 2017 15:25:26 No.86754 Report

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>>86576
filename

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Anonymous ID:TKV1WZ9t Fri 05 May 2017 15:26:52 No.86806 Report

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>>86576
The degree is necessary but connections and social skills are what actually get you the job. Throwing your resume down a whole bunch of internet application black holes will result in frustration and disappointment desu senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zmAFmvJK Fri 05 May 2017 15:27:06 No.86817 Report

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>>86576
>Civil Engineer
This is the arts of the Engineerings. Do a real subject next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yanSjKA8 Fri 05 May 2017 15:30:01 No.86911 Report

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>>86817
So do i just kill myself this time and hope for next life?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:raXGGLmL Fri 05 May 2017 15:30:04 No.86914 Report

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>>86576

Dude, just make up hobbies.

I tell everyone I love to scuba dive and I've never done it. If I don't want to do something over the weekend I just tell them I have a dive planned.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NXiWQ5PU Fri 05 May 2017 15:33:18 No.87021 Report

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H-1B Visas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y7U87aLh Fri 05 May 2017 15:43:58 No.87349 Report

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>>86817
Exactly this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:spTcBiHD Fri 05 May 2017 15:47:52 No.87538 Report

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>>86576
>Skills
>Computers
hahahaah what a moron

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CYli1eKN Fri 05 May 2017 15:51:07 No.87641 Report

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Your resume looks like you put 30 sec. into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0T8asacA Fri 05 May 2017 15:52:34 No.87674 Report

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>>86576
what kind of disabled retard wrote that resume?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QxznsDe6 Fri 05 May 2017 15:54:22 No.87711 Report

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>>86576
>Hobbies
>4chan
>4chan, 4chan, 4chan
>Lies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dy5/tyzC Fri 05 May 2017 15:56:19 No.87758 Report

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>>86817
Kek, industrial engineering

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3BqB5CgC Fri 05 May 2017 15:56:54 No.87778 Report

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Not sure if bait or not..
>Don't put the GPA or that sentence about it being low instead say that in an interview if they ask dumbass
>Some other points to add but I'm done looking at this D&D character sheet

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Anonymous ID:2xb95m9X Fri 05 May 2017 15:57:53 No.87812 Report

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>>86576
Because you're a known sell-out?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oZPHJVP+ Fri 05 May 2017 15:58:00 No.87817 Report

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I'll echo what everyone else is saying. This resume looks like the one I had to review when a lady came by working for the "equal opportunities" whatever and was trying to get me to hire a literal Down's syndrome.

Not even exaggerating. Your resume is worse than somebody's with downs.

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Anonymous ID:kr3J4erS Fri 05 May 2017 16:02:24 No.87943 Report

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Put some effort in your CV. This one landed me a job 5 months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:spTcBiHD Fri 05 May 2017 16:04:50 No.88012 Report

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>>87943
how much do you earn per month?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:csf4j7Tm Fri 05 May 2017 16:06:15 No.88049 Report

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2.5 gpa lmao

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