has r/banter ever been playing with the arsehole on the arch of your foot like you'd just have your leg bent so your foot is in your lap it once happened to me when i was tickling the botton of my feet i realized there's a arsehole on the bottom of my foot and i was taken back because theres an arsehole on my foot so i say hello there mr arsehole why are you on my foot and then i discover theres another arsehole on the arch of my other foot so i have three arseholes and i use the arsehole on my bum for shitting but i tickle the arseholes on my feet for feet stimulatioon because it helps me run faster and speaking of running i run every day but now that i discovered i have foot arseholes im really conscious about my foot arseholes and im jogging in sandals and as im jogging i step in a puddle and now my foot arseholes are all wet and gross ew ew ew but i continue the jog and suddenly stop because severe pain in my foot and i stop to check and holy poop there's a rock lodged in my right foot arsehole and its a sharp one tearing at the rectum walls inside my foot so theres blood leaking out of the arsehole on the arch of my foot and i don't know what to do so i finger my foot arsehole and fish around to get the rock out but the rock dislodges and i feel cramps in my thighs and oh no it's coming a rocket of diarrehea streams out of my two foot raseholes and propel me forwards and break neck speeds but i learn to control my newfound foot arsehole diarrhea jets and master the art of flight but then i get hit by a plane and explode but everything must be fine because i'm posting this right now ???